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If Ming come to Houston, he will...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by palaeolithic, May 21, 2002.

  1. palaeolithic

    palaeolithic Member

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    1) ask Cato how to be called a center without making any hustle effort.

    2) ask Mo which Chinese restaurant in Houston is best for spareribs and chop suey.

    3) ask Glen Rice how can sign a big potatoe deal with bad knee.

    4) ask Moochie which hair shop is best in Houston to make his own hair like Ben Wallace

    5) ask Stevie how to make a girlfriend of celebrity (he might be interested in Kelly Hu or Lucy Liu, and Stevie will answer "Ask Webber!")

    6) ask Cat how can manage to handle the ball so long by himself

    7) ask Kevin Wills how to react when he is forced to retire

    8) ask Lanky "Are you still there?"

    9) ask Drexler the address of Dream in Toronto

    10) ask Dream how to immigrate and acquire the US citizenship

    11) ask CD when brings his chinese friend from Dallas to Houston

    12) ask Rudy when he can be a starting member

    13)...and ask the 15th pick to teach him English.


    Just for fun to cool down the heat of this bbs. :D

    With all odds, I really wish him in Rox.
     
  2. SA Rocket

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    Paleo,you forgot one:

    Ask Mooch how many times you have to dribble in one spot before the ball dents the floor.:D
     

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