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"If I were God"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Oct 21, 2007.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    Seriously. Let's say you have the Almighty's ability for one thing, what would it be?

    And let's say, for this discussion, it has to be sports-related.

    Go.
     
    #1 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 21, 2007
  2. IROC it

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    Ian Howfield never missed versus the Redskins, thus causing the Oilers to eventually go 14-2 and have the stones to finish off opponents, hence beating Buffalo and steamrolling to a Super Bowl trophy.
     
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  3. halfbreed

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    US wins the world cup.
     
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  4. Nick

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    Didn't they go 11-5 that year? Beating the Redskins saves one loss... how would you avoid the other 2?
     
    #4 Nick, Oct 21, 2007
  5. FranchiseBlade

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    It would probably involve me playing on professional basketball or baseball team with all my closest friends as teammates.
     
    #5 FranchiseBlade, Oct 21, 2007
  6. Nick

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    I'd make "bandwagonism" an actual punishable offense.
     
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  7. LegendZ3

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    World peace







    just joking, I want to be rich enough to buy the Rockets.
     
    #7 LegendZ3, Oct 21, 2007
  8. Drexlerfan22

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    No one on the Rockets ever gets injured. Ever.
     
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  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    Ian Howfield was long gone during the 1-4/12-4 season.

    He is talking about the season where we lost to BB. And add to that some chick on Fox kids locally was wearing a redskins jersey every freaking day.

    Whenever it was ian sucked, and rypien got a ring. Pathetic on many levels.
     
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  10. IROC it

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    "If I were God" I'd make it so.


    Duh. :rolleyes: ;) :p
     
    #10 IROC it, Oct 21, 2007
  11. Kam

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    being god isn't good enough for me.
     
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  12. tulexan

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    Be the greatest football, baseball, and basketball player ever to live, have the highest contract in each sport, and never get injured.
     
    #12 tulexan, Oct 21, 2007
  13. Fatty FatBastard

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    Who are you?

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 21, 2007
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    Be rich enough.Watch NBA at home day and night.
     
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    The Astros, Rockets, and Texans would be dynasties. All at the same time. Dallas would eternally suck, and we'd never have to hear another damn thing about the Yankees, Knicks, Red Sox, etc. except to hear how Houston pounded the hell out of them.

    And that Stockton shot never happened.
     
    #15 Lynus302, Oct 21, 2007
  16. Fatty FatBastard

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    Best answer so far, by a mile.
     
    #16 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 21, 2007
  17. Nick

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    Yes, I know... they went 11-5 that year, and won their first ever AFC central title.
     
    #17 Nick, Oct 21, 2007
  18. SwoLy-D

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    JEEZ, man, he asked for ONE thing and one thing only... and... oh, wait, these we CAN accept.

    I, myself, would make ANY non-Houston sports fan living in Houston (and its surrounding metropolitan areas) a Houston fan, if I were God. :eek:
     
    #18 SwoLy-D, Oct 21, 2007
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    And who defeated us that year? The Broncos?

    Quit it. You are making me sadder than I already was.
     
    #19 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 21, 2007
  20. blathersby

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    Easy. Len Bias doesn't die just after being drafted. Not even a contest there. Only Reggie Lewis comes close. And I'm not really even a Celtics fan.
     
    #20 blathersby, Oct 21, 2007
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