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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Mar 21, 2006.

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  1. Another Brother

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    ....(fill in the blank) I'd be a millioniare.


    1. scrolled through the "What's in you CD player" thread.

    2. bought a lottery ticket. ;)
     
    #1 Another Brother, Mar 21, 2006
  2. rubytuesday

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    3) random people ask me if my twin and i look alike
     
    #2 rubytuesday, Mar 21, 2006
  3. TMac640

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    punched a hooker in the ovary.
     
    #3 TMac640, Mar 21, 2006
  4. Joe Joe

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    5) I viewed a thread here...
     
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  5. RocketMan Tex

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    If I had a dollar for every time I had to deal with someone else's stupidity, I'd be a gazillionaire several times over.
     
    #5 RocketMan Tex, Mar 21, 2006
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    shook it like a polaroid picture
     
    #6 doboyz, Mar 21, 2006
  7. droxford

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    If I had a dollar for each time I lost $21... divided by the quantity of times that I lost $21...
    ...
    ..then I'd have a dollar.
     
    #7 droxford, Mar 21, 2006
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  8. finalsbound

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    wished i could afford to buy green bell peppers... :(
     
    #8 finalsbound, Mar 21, 2006
  9. Master Baiter

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    ...made God kill a kitten.
     
    #9 Master Baiter, Mar 21, 2006
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    Every time I checked this site.
     
    #10 JamesC, Mar 21, 2006
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    ...sawed off my penis and threw it at a police officer....
     
    #11 ima_drummer2k, Mar 21, 2006
  12. Isabel

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    woke up this morning... and my penis was missing again.

    That happens all the time. It's detachable.
     
    #12 Isabel, Mar 21, 2006
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    ..heard someone blame JVG.
     
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  14. Another Brother

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    ..wondered what happens when Izzy gets drunk...
     
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    saw or heard about a guard on the Rockets missing an outside shot - then forget the lottery, I could retire right now as a millionaire! :) :(
     
    #15 Manny Ramirez, Mar 21, 2006
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    I actually got that reference. How 'bout that?

    You gotta love VH1 Classic!
     
    #16 ima_drummer2k, Mar 21, 2006
  17. Preston27

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    Great song.
     
    #17 Preston27, Mar 21, 2006
  18. m_cable

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    spent a dollar.

    -Patrick Ewing.
     
    #18 m_cable, Mar 21, 2006
  19. Dave2000

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    President Bush blinks ;)
     
    #19 Dave2000, Mar 21, 2006
  20. Isabel

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    Believe it or not, that's actually never been tested. Some of us don't need it to be weird. :)
     
    #20 Isabel, Mar 21, 2006
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