If I could have any job in the world.......

p*rn star.

Or that guy from Three Sheets.

 

I wouldnt have minded being Cal Ripken's back up.

 

I'd have Bill Gates' job and quit with all that money.

 

Becoming a pornstar is easy. All you have to be able to do is keep your weiner hard while a whole bunch of people are watching and telling you what to do.

 

Backup of Brett Favre

 

pro golfer.

 

internet message board poster.

 

Play video games for a living.

 

beetlejuice

 

lottery winner

 

A not so random licensed breast inspector.

 

checking out t*tties whole day, nah.

write a novel that nobody will read it.

 

Being the highest paid athlete soccer/bball won't be bad either. I'll be rich and healthy/fit as schiette

 

IOC President

No real responsibility for life and death as a politician would have it - but you still get pampered and you are really important and you get to travel a lot.

 

This isn't the best job in the world, nor is it good at all, in fact it is the opposite. I was watching the Dem debate and BOY it gotta suck being the host of that debate. You ask for a yes/no question and you get a 3 page essay. Then you spend the rest of the time saying "yes, ok.. yes... thanks.. okay.. next ques... ok.. thanks.. please.. ok... next... yes..."

 

basically any job that came with free season tickets, ahem, free COURTSIDE season tickets...so, owner of the Rockets?

 

I want to be Paul Allen. One of the richest men in the world because he was so dude's best friend and now he buys sports teams for fun.

 

I'd own my own cigar company.. I'm not sure if it would be producing my own cigar brand or opening a shop to sell cigars and accessories.. Once I retire, I plan on doing one or the other..

 

Hugh Heffner.