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If Clutchcity were the mob....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gr8-1, Mar 13, 2001.

  1. gr8-1

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    who would be "made ?" I guess that means untouchable. I know the admins would be made, but would it be anyone with over 2000 posts ? Don't flame me, this is all for fun. [​IMG]

    btw, how long would it take for ZRB to be swimming with the fishes ?

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  2. rockHEAD

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    Once you shake the hands of Clutch or Jeff... you are 'made'

    I met Jeff last week, that would make a 'made' guy!!

    hahahaha...

    rH

    Hey Big Tony... where's the pasta fagiolle?

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  3. Achebe

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    I know Mango would run the garbage trucks.

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  4. RunninRaven

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    I think people would have to get in line to "whack" Turn/Tweak/ZRB.

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  5. Rocketman95

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    I've shaken hands with both Jeff and Clutch.

    Yes, you can touch me. I said you could f*ckin' touch me.

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  6. Achebe

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    LOL. [​IMG]

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  7. gr8-1

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    LOL, we'd all do it for free. Or, even pay to do it. [​IMG]


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  8. rockHEAD

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    RR wrote: "I think people would have to get in line to "whack" Turn/Tweak/ZRB."


    The baseball bat scene from Casino comes to mind when you bring this up.

    rH

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  9. Jeff

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    Some of you are my family. Some of you are not. You know who you are.

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  10. grummett

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    That reminds me of the scene in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci shoves a knife in the back of a guy's neck and says, "I thought he'd never shut up"

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    The soprano web site has mob names for everyone. Check it out.




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  12. SamCassell

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    I've met "Babyface" Kagy. That has to count for something.

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    So when you're family with Jeff, you're made...

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  14. DarkHorse

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    I guess I got made in '96 then... That has to make me "The Godson" or something...

    [​IMG]

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  15. rimbaud

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    Clutch = Brando's Don Corleone - the "strength" and reason for the family.

    Kagy = Pesce in Goodfellas - mean, profanity spouting "toughie" who is also a little mentally off.

    Jeff = Ray Liotta in Goodfellas - not born in, a little different, but still given high status.

    LHutz = that big dumb guy in Godfather who practices talking to Don Corleone - self explanatory.

    ZRB = Fredo...he can't help himself and won't last long!

    me = Michael Corleone - I felt I could do better things but you people keep pushing me back in!

    heypartner = Sonny - he might seem like a choice for admin, but his hothead and inability to let things go will be his downfall.

    Mango = Martin Scorcese - always telling people where they should be, correcting grammar (script), trying to keep order like any good director.

    Will = Frank Sinatra - uses his "Clutch" connections to improve his carreer.

    Achebe = the b*stard in every mob family that causes a little trouble.

    [​IMG]

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  16. Behad

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    I shook Jeff's hand also. So why don't I feel better? [​IMG]

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    Heath would definitely run the numbers.
     
  18. SmeggySmeg

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    gr8-1 would definitely be rubbed out for stealing my thread title style.....grrrrr

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  19. gr8-1

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    Smeggy, what are you talking about ?

    Clutchfather,are you gonna let this mamaluke from down under talk to me that way ?

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    Tweak? I may have been Turn, but I was never Tweak.

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