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If Barkley Gets the Itch, Should We Bring Him Back?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by HoustonForever, Mar 16, 2004.

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  1. HoustonForever

    HoustonForever Member

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    Just imagine:

    This summer, Charles Barklety rededicates himself to physical fitness, uses Herbalife or something like that to lose weight, gain vitality and trains harder 3-4 hrs a day (basketball, weight lifting, running) and trims down to 260, near his playing weight.

    He gives Yao an apology and says, "Hey Big Man, I wanna get that championship I never got. I'll take the ride."

    Yao says, "No problem, Chuck."

    Francis embraces Barkley. "We'll give it our best shot - but hold up good Sir Charles, because the Big Broadcast of 2006 is coming up."

    "What're sayin' Franchise?" Barkley asks.

    "The Big Broadcast of 2006 refers to our third title. Clutch City will be raised literally from its own ashes."

    "Let's Rock!" Barkley yells.

    Epilogue: Barkley, teamed with Franchise and Dynasty, gets the crown that eluded him his whole career, and now he can be at peace. Charles retires and decides to run for mayor for Houston.
     
    #1 HoustonForever, Mar 16, 2004
  2. Batman Jones

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    You're breaking my heart. Ain't gonna happen but I would love it if it did.
     
    #2 Batman Jones, Mar 16, 2004
  3. Rivaldo2181

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    I love Barkley and he was one of my favorite players but I don't think he did any of those things you mentioned above while he was playing;) wishful thinking though.
     
    #3 Rivaldo2181, Mar 16, 2004
  4. nyquil82

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    just give him a cheeseburger and everybody wins! :)
     
    #4 nyquil82, Mar 16, 2004
  5. Austin70

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    If Charles gets the itch, he should go to the doctor and get it checked out and not to the NBA.
     
    #5 Austin70, Mar 16, 2004
  6. xiki

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    Charles is more finished...than I.
     
    #6 xiki, Mar 16, 2004
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    "Who wants a 6-pack when you can have a whole keg?"

    -Charles Barkley when describing his abs.
     
    #7 ima_drummer2k, Mar 16, 2004
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  8. Yetti

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    Sorry Barklery all the Garbage Collection positions are filled for 200 miles in every direction!Dont even think of this ridiculous suggestion again. The last time Barkley destroyed our chemistry, never again..
     
    #8 Yetti, Mar 16, 2004
  9. dbigfeet

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    My love for Bark goes all the way back to when he was a young round mound in Philly. and as much as I luv to see him play I would KILL CD even tried to pick him up.
     
    #9 dbigfeet, Mar 16, 2004
  10. Sane

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    However, he might be the right assitant coach and eventually coach for this team.
     
    #10 Sane, Mar 16, 2004
  11. lalala902102001

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    :D

    Nice try.
     
    #11 lalala902102001, Mar 16, 2004
  12. pchan

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    I think charles can still rebound and pass, let's sign him if he wants to make comeback.
     
    #12 pchan, Mar 16, 2004
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  14. ty185

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    while we are at it, can we persuade moses malone to come back as well?

    or more conveniently, suite up Ewing...
     
    #14 ty185, Mar 16, 2004
  15. yipengzhao

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    could he be worse than boki dnp-cd nachbar right now? at the worst they're the same.
     
    #15 yipengzhao, Mar 16, 2004
  16. Yao Wink

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    If Barkley did not get in shape to play with his boy MJ in Washington, then an older CB will not come back to play now. Even if he pulled a Randy Jackson from American Idol and gets his stomach stapled, he would unlikely be able to get into basketball shape.
     
    #16 Yao Wink, Mar 16, 2004
  17. birat

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    he'll break up the team, no , sorry.
     
    #17 birat, Mar 16, 2004
  18. xiki

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    I wonder if MJ discouraged thoughts of a Wiz comeback.
     
    #18 xiki, Mar 16, 2004
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    If there is a correct answer to the question, then this is it.
     
    #19 leroy, Mar 16, 2004
  20. HoustonForever

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    I'd like to see Barkley return.
     
    #20 HoustonForever, Mar 16, 2004
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