Once Camp opens for the Rockets, Clutch will be a very busy man. Last year he was actually invited by the Rockets to attend. He had awesome pics and juicy gossip for all of us here at CC.net. I think the least we could do is come up with some catchy headlines to help Clutch out. Of course we don't know what will actually happen in camp yet, but we can make predictions and find out who really is able to read the future like Nostradamus "Ole` to Bull"- Bullard is waived "Cato, Confident, Comfy"-Cato shows up in great condition, ready to go. "Dream Awakens From Nightmare"-Dream reports healthy and ready to go "Langhi Lets Loose"-Langhi impresses teamates with heads up play ------------------ "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin [This message has been edited by BobFinn* (edited August 08, 2000).]
<table width=580 border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0> <tr> <td colspan=2 valign=top><font size=5 face=arial>Clutch Replaces Crew With Partially Trained Apes</font> <font size=2 face=arial>Goodbye Kagy, Will, and Keeley; Hello Mr. Teeny, Mojo, and Mr. Peepers!</font> </td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://www.monkeyzone.com/images/monkbg1.jpg" width="227" height="217"></td> <td valign=top><font face="trebuchet ms" size=2>There has been a stunning development here in Clutch City, TX. In a move to cut operating costs, ClutchCity.net became the first website to hire nothing but our primate relatives for editorial and BBS administrative duties. "We have seen what other sites have done experimentally with monkeys," says Clutch. "Spurs fans especially have noticed a significant upgrade in service since an ape took over at one of their sites."</font> </td></tr> </table> ------------------ Clutch Goons, Inc. [This message has been edited by keeley (edited August 08, 2000).]
There are a lot of lower animals running web sites nowadays-- I know of one Rockets site run by a bloodsucking parasite.
Mr. Peepers is already employed by the Rockets. He goes by the name Cuttino Mobley. Every time he touches the basketball he becomes extremely excitable and wants to shoot immediately. Rudy T can be heard to exclaim, "No, Peepers! NO!!" ------------------ Kenny Thomas had a foul called on him in the Western Conference Finals.
Do I detect a LITTLE hostility among the ClutchCity crew? Clutch can only bring one of you guys to Rockets camp this year, who's it gonna be? ------------------ "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin
It started with Clutch's first tightening of the belt: yanking our annual most-expenses-paid "Clutch City Hour of Fun" at Splashtown USA. It's all been downhill from there. ------------------ Clutch Goons, Inc.
Sounds to me like you guys were spoiled, like a lot of these modern athletes. ------------------ "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin
Great, now I'm going to go to bed with visions of Spoiled Modern Athletes, Matt Bullard and Bryce Drew, wearing floaties and rubber duckie innertubes in the wavepool... ------------------ Clutch Goons, Inc.
MACK ROLLS INTO CAMP-Newly Signed Sam Mack comes into camp rolling a mar1juana joint. MOOCHIE SHOWS UP, MEASURES OVER 7FT-Moochie Norris unveils his new 2 foot tall afro. BULLARD STUNS WORLD-SHOWS UP AND BLOCKS 8 SHOTS IN SCRIMMAGE. RUDY COMES IN HUNG OVER AND READY FOR PRACTICE ------------------ Rockets games are like a box of chocolates, you never know whacha your gonna get.
LOL, sorry buddy I am still laughing at the monkey article ------------------ "The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." ---George Carlin
