Ha ha! I finally won The Big one! Now I can finally tell you losers to kiss it where the sun don't shine!!! I must bid my farewell to this board as I will be spending the rest of my life traveling around the country and doing things with really hot babes. Maybe I'll buy you guys some seats to the Rockets games after I buy them. Don't be jealous, just remember the good times. So long, suckers!! Oh, in case you are wondering what I'm talking about here's the email I received that informed me just how rich I am! Dear Winner, WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION We are officially informing you of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 6th of AUGUST 2006 as part of our promotional programs for the year 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 77007742781005-18721 with reference number 414-3721060 drew winning numbers 7-00-71-00-66-49 and credited to batch number 121cfc, which consequently won in the 3rd category via our electronic ticket as stated above. You have therefore been approved for a pay out of ?1,800,000.00 (One Million Eight Hundred Thousand Pounds). CONGRATULATIONS!!! We advice that you keep your winning information very confidential as our security policy demands to avoid double claims/impersonation and unwarranted abuse of this program by some individuals. All participants were selected through a random computer ballot system drawn from over 800,000 company and 1,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place annually and we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year ?20 Million Pounds International Lottery. To file for your claim, you will be contacting our accounts department authorized to verify and process your claims for your total payment (You will receive more information upon your acknowledgment of this email and be regular to your mail for response will come to you as soon as possible). This lottery is promoted and sponsored by software corporations and other private organizations to help individuals generate fortunes which would encourage them to expand their business frontiers thereby creating more opportunities and assisting with humanitarian concerns within their immediate environment. Please Note that winnings must be claimed not later than 20th of AUGUST 2006. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in our subsequent program coming up later in 2006. In order to avoid complications always quote your reference number in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform us as soon as possible. Congratulations from our organization and thank you for being part of our promotional program. N.B: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified from this program. Sincerely yours, Mr Brain Gumm fREE LOTTERY PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM. Address: 74 CRANBOUNE ROAD CITY, STATE, ZIP: LIVERPOOL, UNITED KINGDOM To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
You fool! I'm going to impersonate you and claim the 1.8 million pounds myself! Posting the ticket and reference number on the web was dumb, dumb, dumb!
I'll be buying the Rockets first, as soon as my new buddy the Prince in Exile Jermiah Mugando Habatu-Smith of Nigeria finishes wire transferring his riches into my bank account. If anyone else wants to donate, its Chase account # 47999111, pin # 1234, social security # 767-11-3969, mother's maiden name Turner.
LOL - too bad Juan's taking it all... Man, I'd be upset to be a sponsor and they not even mention my company's name. How are these sponsors supposed to benefit?
I'm going to have Mariah Carey sing at my Farewell Houston party. All of you guys are welcome to come.
Who would've thought we'd have 3 Brazillianaires and a Nigerian recipient all in our little forum. What are the chances of that?
