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I witnessed something beautiful tonight...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LonghornFan, May 25, 2010.

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  1. LonghornFan

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    I actually saw a shart in action, on a woman. NOTHING awesome about it either.

    I was at CVS with my brother, not even Walmart where it probably happens a lot.

    The lady had white shorts on and my brother was like "dude, look" and pointed at her butt. I wasn't getting it and didn't really want to look, but did. It looked like a dark little taco. We were pretty sickened/WTF'd and couldn't keep staring, but in like 4 seconds it went from a small taco to waffle fry sized. I am not even lying at all. I had to put down my items and leave the store. I saw her walking out wiping her leg. This is pretty much the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, but why I did not take a pic baffles me now.

    I'm still just, ugh. Gag reflex is high and I wonder by the way she was acting it must happen to her a lot. I seriously loathe Pasadena.

    Sorry, I had to vent somewhere. I've done this before, but it was always at home and I could squeeze it in. Why would you let it go in public???

    BTW- This woman was very large. Maybe she has a malfunction? Not trying to be mean, but...
     
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    lol. Awesome.


    First thread I wanted to see as I was about to eat dinner.

    Thinking about having chocolate milk as dessert.

    Pics?
     
  3. Al Calavicci

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    A shart is pooping while you fart...you didn't mention a fart so it sounds like this lady was just taking a dump.

    Actually, I bet she's on that alli fat-loss-diarrhea medicine. It can cause anal poo leakage if you don't eat properly, and well, since she was a fatty I'm guessing she probably doesn't eat too well.

    I'm really hoping it is that. The other option that people just poo themselves in public now simply because they can is too horrible to imagine.
     
  4. Ottomaton

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    Stool story bro!
     
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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Dude. Worthless without pics.

    Well, not worthless, but...

    Ok. Don't need to see pics.
     
  6. homeboy1

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    MMmMM....did you get turned on?
     
  7. homeboy1

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    DId you get the digits? I mean, i know its weird but theres a huge market for this sort of stuff for males who are passionate about this..footage would have been nice. I mean, its sporadic i know..probably caught you off the guard but screw it....look, i mean, i know people here think its odd...but man....c.r.e.a.m. u can profit by knowing some lady like that is all im saying.
     
  8. Luckyazn

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    Some FAT ladies always come into our restaurant and they must be

    5'5 but 300lbs with short hands

    EVERYtime they come in .. they have this smell like shiet

    I'm wondering they cant be wipin clean bein so BIG rite....
     
  9. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    This is what got me lol.
     
  10. Harrisment

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    I was just at a CVS in Pasadena a few days ago. This doesn't surprise me. Glad you made it out of there with minimal fallout.
     
  11. LonghornFan

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    If this happens a lot in Pasadena they should maybe get ride of the carpet at the CVS stores. I wish I didn't even post this cause it's still making me gag.
     
  12. homeboy1

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    MMm gag with pleasure?
     
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    You female right??
     
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    Man, that's gross!!!! I thought this was going to be about some accidental nudity you saw or something..... title should be I saw some repugnant ***** tonight...
     
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    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    hey....this thread is getting creepy.

    LOL
     
  16. Luckyazn

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    [​IMG]



    ok i wont post a real pic ... they were pretty gross.
     
  17. Big MAK

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    Did you not have a cell phone with a camera?

    I sharted the other day. Was a little sick and thought it was just gas, turns out a little came out. Good thing I was home.
     
  18. LonghornFan

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    Who doesn't?

    I wasn't waiting for the damn smell man. I was at CVS, not Walmart. I was not prepared for this assault on the mind.
     
  19. bladeage

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    bahaha. win.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to LonghornFan again.
     
  20. Asian Sensation

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    "It looked like a dark little taco."

    Funniest quote EVER. LMAO !
     

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