I was singing that all day at school today. Also: Chevyyyyyy, drrrrrrivin Texaaas. I was raised in Texas. I'm a lone star sun of a gun, baby, red white and blue, I was raised in Texas. Worst commecials ever.
Which is the one with the steak and brass balls (very subtle) going down the conveyor belt into the cauldron. I never understood what a steak has anything to do with making a truck, unless it was a cheap piece of meat symbolizing how tough it was.
What I hate is that it starts out like a regular song, but now they've like remixed it so that the kids will be hip to it. I was I was I was booooooorn On the Llano Estacado Esta Esta Esta this is the Estacado Remix Seriously though, it first was like a Tejano song, now it's like a Rockejano song.
You know, I grew up on the Llano Estacado, and I don't recall anyone every pronouncing it Yano like in the commercial (which would presumably be the correct way).
And here I thought that Llano Estacado was just some crappy wine from Lubbock! (Seriously, this is the name of a winery, in case you didn't know) Randall Reed Fagots, Randall Reed Fagots! They really make the Fagot!
You and everybody who works for Men's Health. Apparently they are the ones who broke that story of his diet and Subway latched on to it. He never thanked them or anything. They are still sore about it. BTW, why the hell do yankees think we dig mustard so much?
Man I saw that thread title and knew you were gonna say that. I hate that commercial. They play it during almost every commercial break on our local news. You think it's annnoying every once in a while, try hearing it every 5-10 minutes.
Jared is a poser. I created that Subway diet a year before he did. I lost a LOT of weight eating only subway sandwiches and baked lays potato chips everyday. I even walked to the Subway near my apartment to get my food, like him. But unlike his lazy ******, I actually did additional exercise. I should have been the real Jared! I did it first dammit! But of course, I would be one of the most hated men alive now.
