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I wanna box Abbott and Cruz

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VanityHalfBlack, May 26, 2022.

  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    I can't fight but I'm pretty sure I can box both of them at the same time. Do they have emails?
     
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    Xerobull Dumbest guy in the room
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    No you don't. They cheat worse than lifer prisoners.
     
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    How do you plan on boxing a cripple and a dimwit?
     
  5. VanityHalfBlack

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    Lol, I’ll box them on my knees if I have too.
     
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  6. Xerobull

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    SuperPAC Uppercut!
     
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    I think Cruz would prefer naked Greco Roman style wrestling best 2 of our 3. not that there anything wrong with that.
     
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    Cruz would go down harder than Riley Reid at an audition. Greg Abbott....you never know

     
  10. marks0223

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    @VanityHalfBlack change your picture. You're going to get some of us sent to HR.
     
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    Be careful, they combine together to form...

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    wtf dude got fuked up lol. Ok I’m kinda worried about Abbott now
     
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    Or [​IMG]
     
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    Remember, having the higher amount of irrational confidence is half the battle.

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    If they don't show full vag on skinemax, how come they don't blur Teds face for interviews on network TV?
     
  17. CCorn

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    When Cruz went to box Trump after his comments on his wife he decided to go the “on his knees” route too.
     
  18. Ziggy

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    If you pay them enough money they'll box you, no doubt. But beware, those Texas Republicans specialize in LIGHTS OUT.
     
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    Imagine these two bastions of masculinity trying to box each other.
     
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    Easy fight if you talk **** about his wife Cuckold Cruz will roll over and show you his yellow belly.
     

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