I Raped a Prevent Defense

Yeah? Well did you have promiscuous sex with three unsuspecting girls and smoked a fatty after washing your WMD in the sink all in the same day?

 

if you were literally raped you'd think twice about using it in such a context

 

holy toledo? aren't you a bit too old to play flag football Milo?

 

three unsuspecting white girls

 

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=188801

haha, same thread title almost not really

 

too bad you're not a celebrity, otherwise we'd care.

 

Flag football? LMAO. Pop warner footballers have more balls than you.

 

cool story brostradamus

 

Guy in the grey hoody?

 

If I could negative rep you, I would. Bonus negative rep for the use of "holy toledo". You must be from Oklahoma.

 

Best thread title of the week.

 

I've never willfully listened to an Astros game on the radio, but that just sounds like something Milo would say.

 

Cool story, bro.

But not as cool as the guy that actually prevented a rape.

 

Did your buddies stand there and watch because you had your weewee out?

 

I knew the rape thread was going to get parodied. Didn't know who was gonna have the balls to do it though. Pun intended.

 

I think he forced it