So, heyschweetie just informed me last night that our wedding date falls on her ... umm ... do we have a smilie for that?? maybe rockHEAD can find me one. She said, "Don't worry, I can change my cycle." WHAT!!!! I've heard of women in prison or convents all getting on the same cycle...strange polarity? I think not. So, if she can change her cycle by herself (her own will power), why can't she just change it whenever I ask? grrrrrrr! Or do women use so much of their feral feline energies to accomplish the task of changing their cycle, they can only do it once a year for fear of draining all their womanly powers of persuasion and intuition? What am I missing? Is she planning on fooling her body with drugs? We've seen that back-fire before....let me tell ya'!
heyP, I had a girlfriend once that got PMS REALLY bad, like she was another person. Crying, yelling, sensitive to everything I said. Once her cycle started, she was like "HAHA, what was I thinking?" they only realize what was happening AFTER the fact! DAOOH! Good Luck & Congrats! BTW, Wheres that clutchcity Bachelor party happening at? ------------------ "Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever." [This message has been edited by mr_oily (edited June 08, 2001).]
heypartner: If a woman takes birth control though her time of the month, generally, she won't have it. I was amazed when my girlfriend first revealed this to me, as well . Of course, she could be talking about something completely different. I just know what I'm told! I'm curious to know why they EVER have that time of the month, now... take the freakin' pill . When are you going to tie the knot? Congratulations, btw. ------------------ A few years back on the Senate floor... Phil Gramm: "If Democrats could, they'd tax the air we breathe." Ted Kennedy (jumping up): "By God, why didn't I think of that sooner!" Boston College - NCAA Hockey National Champions 2001 [This message has been edited by haven (edited June 08, 2001).]
Maybe she's just hoping that you won't notice. What you can do for your part is to start dipping w/ small coins. Work your way up from a dime to a nickel all the way up to a quarter.
Dipping with small coins... whaaat? ------------------ A few years back on the Senate floor... Phil Gramm: "If Democrats could, they'd tax the air we breathe." Ted Kennedy (jumping up): "By God, why didn't I think of that sooner!" Boston College - NCAA Hockey National Champions 2001
It just dawned on me: if I lose my bet with Crisco, does it effect heyschweetie's name, too. heyIsuckschweetie...that's cruel, man. We need a Mango ruling on this. anyone know what Achebe is telling me.
yo heyp! DON'T DO IT!!! no, really... don't do it... no... congratulations. sorry no time right now to search for smilies...oh and... is PMS pre marital stress? cause what you're talking 'bout ain't PMS.. it's just bad timing. rH ------------------ visit: The Psychedelic Groove House of Rockets Basketball Love! visit: groovehouse.org [This message has been edited by rockHEAD (edited June 08, 2001).]
HEB, dont forget the cellophane is good for the "foreplay". OH, and make sure those coins are wrapped up tight, it ain't no freaking wishing well. Trying to find coinage isn't any fun at all. ------------------ .,.·^*'´'|'\..........,.·^*'´¯¯¯'`*^·,...,/|'`*^·-, '|.......'|::\......,·'.....,.·:*:·,......'`i:'|.......| '|.......'|:::|.....;.......':,:::,:·.......';:|.......| '|.......|::;i - ·;i'`:,......¯¯.......,·´|::|.......| '|.......'´.......'|'i:::`*:~·.–·~^*'´: :'|::|.......'`*·-, '|........,.-:^:':'\:'`:;:: :: : : : :: ::;·'i::/`':^·.,......`'i '|..,.:'´:::::::::::'\| '`*^~·:–:·~^*'´..'|/:::::::::'`:^:., | '´:;:::::::::;:-·^*'´.....................`'*^·:;-.....:;·' ....`·;:·'´........................................'`^·:;·´
I need some help with PMS Oh, come on now. You've done a much better job of controlling your emotions this month...
I read this while talking on the phone to a client and almost lost it. I had to blame it on the kitties of course (poor kitties). ------------------ girl you looks good won't you mock that draft up?!
And I'm sure by you telling all of us this that she will be JUST fine.... Hey, congratz on the wedding plans, by the way... Hope everything works out for ya... ------------------ "There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and STATISTICS..." - Mark Twain -
\delurking HeyPee.. I think Haven is onto it..I have heard something about this before and it had to do with the pill... don't remember the specifics right off hand.. What a drag tho...talk about the WRONG time of the month!!! Maybe yall should put the date off for a couple weeks, hate to start off a marriage like that!! \lurk mode enabled ------------------ I am the Original Millineum Man. How do ya join the Homer's Club? I Wanna Be A MEMBER!!!
OK. First of all, I've never heard of being able to change your cycle. If we could do this, it would be done a LOT more often. I didn't think the Pill prevented this unfortunate monthly fact of life entirely... but I've never taken it myself. A friend had to take the Pill in high school, even though she wasn't having sex, because she got PMS too bad. (Not the mood swings, which don't even occur in a lot of people. Just the cramps and stuff. If you felt like someone punched you in the stomach, you'd be in a crabby mood too.) Anyway, this unfortunate timing happens to a lot of people. You often have to book weddings months in advance, and (unless you're one of those perfect women who run like clockwork) your predictions about "cycles" may still be off. Fortunately, this does not have to ruin your wedding night. Just try to be open-minded and bring along plenty of (dark) towels. (hope this wasn't too much information) ------------------ Isabel,clutchcity.net lurker since 1996 We are the girls from Norfolk. We don't smoke. We don't drink. Norfolk! Norfolk!
See! This is what I don't understand. I am constantly made fun of for being schizophrenic, and really ... *choke* ... really ... you guys are.are just being so in.insenstive ... *sniff*. mr. oily is the only one who understands.
Yeah BK, put your moniker where your sarcasm addiction is. Let's bet. Who goes schizo first and gets a reprimand email from Jeff or Clutch. You or me. Starting now! Bet me BrainKagy.
Isabel, that was too much information In the immortal words of R0ckets03: EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU btw: it was planned months in advance. We are schedule for after the heat wave.
I believe many girls take the pill to regulate their period. Its bad for a girl to have her period irregular ...ex. two weeks ... skip a month ... something about it could damage her overies. So I guess if you used the correct one or combination, you could control when you have it. ------------------ "Bada Bing!"
