I just won $100 on a scratch off!!

Nice. I'll be wiping my butt with $100 bills when I haul in the $220 million mega million jackpot Friday.

 

Screw that. I'll have other people do it for me. Like in Coming to America.
Wipers!

 

Don't stop there. Take that money to the track and let it ride on a horse.

 

Put it on Gizmondo !!!

Or better yet, the new scam those crooks are doing...Free phones if you watch adds.

Xero Mobile.com

DD

 

So threads like this is how you get into the 5 digit club...

Congrats...About 10 yrs. ago, I won $300 in a scratch off...A couple days after that, won $100...haven't won jack since...

 

That's nothing. I won 305 million dollars last week. (and then I woke up)

 

I won $20 tonight on an American Idol scratch-off. I think Bucky brought me good luck.

By the way, Ace should have gone before Bucky, even though I don't know how Bucky made it this far.

 

On my 18th birthday I went with my friends to the corner store and bought a dollar scratch off and won a dollar. So I traded it in for another one, and won a dollar on that. So I got another one, and on my third consecutive try, won another dollar. Feeling kind of happy, I just kept my dollar. Then we left the store, and we saw a homeless man, so I gave him my winnings.

It was a busy dollar.

Nope, no point to the story.

 

Your dollar helped buy the bum a bottle of Maddog 20/20, and then he got hit by a train and died.

See, the lottery kills!

 

So why did you post it? that was nice of you to give him the dollar though.

 

That's like selling doors..... from door to door.

 

I won £50 last week.