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I Just Solved The Rockets Problem At The PF Position!!

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Well, not know. But definitely in 2018!!

I know. Thats not going to help much. But look at the bright side. After Kobe, KJ, Darius, Stevie, Lamar, Duncan and Vince all retire, there will be somebody to step in and take over as the next, next MJ. And I will make sure that this person only plays for the Rocks...but what if the Lakers or God forbid the Jazz offer 300 million right out of high school? Damn, I can't see the Jazz being part of my family.

What the hell am I talking about?

MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT!!!!

Well, shes been pregnant for a while. I just gave that announcement to my mom as a birthday gift. My girlfriend is 11 weeks and 2 weeks ago, I heard the baby's heart!! The doctor said that usually you hear it at the 12 week mark so the baby is very strong, thank God. I was crying so much when I heard that heartbeat. I can't believe the feeling I am experiencing right now. This is my first kid!!

You know, I am 29 years old. My younger sisters already married and have a family, thought I was sterile! I showed them, eh!!??

I am still in shock after all this time. My parents and family at the party were in tears. It was hard to keep this from everyone. But I thought that my moms birthday party was the best place to do it since I am her first born and she has been wanting me to settle down for so long even though I am not even 30. Talk about pressure.

In any case, I am letting my Rocket family know of the good news now. I am excited, nervous, and prepared. But most of all, I am thankful for this blessing that I have recieved. I am the luckiest man on the face of the earth, guys.

Just thinking about Clutch's kid feeding the ball to Almu Jr. downlow in the 2020 finals just gives me goose pimplies!! Yeah, I know Clutch has a girl. But so what? He told me himself that she is the future PG of the Rocks and I believe that 100%!

Oh baby!!!! (Literally!)

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#1 Almu, Jul 26, 2000

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Congratulations Almu,

That's sensational news for you and your partner.

Smeg

PS If he is going to be as good as you say and a lock to be a rockets player watch out Mango doesn't tell you off for not putting this thread in the Game Action forum.

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#2 SmeggySmeg, Jul 26, 2000
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LOL!!!!

Thanks Smeg!

Mango, sorry about that. I am sure that Clutch will move it to the appropriate place.

One weird bit of news...

My girlfriend of 7 years figures that she has paid her dues with me and should have alot to say about the future of our child.(Women!) If its a boy, she says he should play...baseball? What is it with these Dominicans and the baseball???

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#3 Almu, Jul 27, 2000
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Congrats Almu! I know it must be a great time for you. I sincerely give you my best wishes for your upcoming fatherhood, and I hope that Almu Jr. is someday wearing Rocket jammies. Start training him early!

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#4 The Cat, Jul 27, 2000
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Almu,

It's all about Multi-Sports, I think the best option is to put your foot down and give baseball the arse and encourage the youngster to get into a combination of Basketball and Golf, that should cover the income issue well and truely and can also be easily be balanced over the whole year.

Now, it is not too early to start working torwards these goals NOW. Start with reading Jnr books about the skills and techniques involved in basketball and golf, then maybe throw in a book about MJ, Tiger and then Scared Hoops by Phil Jackson, additionally the Art of War would be helpful and maybe a book teaching meditation and focus.

Start now and Jnr (and the Rockets) will thank you later.

Smeg

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#5 SmeggySmeg, Jul 27, 2000
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Everyone I know that was raised in a dysfunctional family is totally balanced and vice versa.

Leave her now!

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#6 Achebe, Jul 27, 2000
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Almu,

Congrats on your fatherhood.

If Rockets draft him........Rockets Forum

If some other team..........NBA Dish

He ends up in Baseball......Hangout

Rudy probably won't be pacing the Rockets sideline 18 - 20 years hence, so maybe Coach Matt Maloney and GM Matt Bullard can make sure Almu JR. is a Rocket.

Mango

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#7 Mango, Jul 27, 2000

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WOW ALMU DUKE did not know you had it in you!!! Or in her DUKE SHOULD SAY, HA HA HA

Uh oh that was bad for DUKE to say

CONGRAGALATION!!! YOU THE MAN. NAME the kid LINEL like DUKE!!

DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE

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#8 LHutz, Jul 27, 2000
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Congrats!!

I have a 5 month old baby and there is no greater blessing. There's nothing quite as fulfilling as when my son smiles at me.

Best of luck and God bless your baby!

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#9 MadMax, Jul 27, 2000
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Way to go man-

Now the question is, which Rockets player do you name the kid after. Kelvin, Shandon, go for the gold with Steve (kinda boring though, if you ask me).

Oh, wait. I got it. MOOCHIE!!

Seriously though, thought of a name yet?

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#10 JayZ750, Jul 27, 2000
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Again, thanks guys. I am so excited. My girlfriend is getting sick of me rubbing her belly. She says that she once had a belly button and that I rubbed it out!

We have kicked around some names.

One name she killed right off the bat was Hakeem Micheal Jordan Olajuwon Muniz. I like that one. If its a girl, I suggested Micheala Hakeemi Muniz. She has a problem with both of those names so I have to really work on her...but isn't that how we got to this point, Duke? LOL!

Seriously, we have alot of ideas but haven't settled on one. Man, I can't sleep. I can't eat. I am so damn excited! February 5th is the day. The countdown it on, baby!

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#11 Almu, Jul 27, 2000
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Almu,
Congratulations!!!! I am so happy that you shared your blessing with the rest of the Clutch City family. Having a child is a truly a gift and one of God's greatest miracles.

Best wishes!!!

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#12 Dream34, Jul 27, 2000
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Mazel Tov to you and your girlfriend, Almu! Start surfing the net for those toddler-sized Rockets warmups! Congrats!

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#13 RocketMan Tex, Jul 27, 2000

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Speaking of procreation, someone needs to "fix" LHutz before its too late!

Can you imagine the world with more than one DUKEY running around without a leash?!!

OH THE HORROR!!!

Congrats ALMU!

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#14 RocketsPimp, Jul 27, 2000
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Almu- CONGRATULATIONS! Best wishes to you and your family, man!

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#15 AntiSonic, Jul 27, 2000
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congrats Almu...

one thing is for sure, his first play in life will definitely be a "Power Forward"

#16 heypartner, Jul 27, 2000
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Almu,

this is very good news. Best of luck!

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#17 keeley, Jul 28, 2000
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How bout callin him Hakeem after the late "Hakeem Olajuwon".

Hakeem Almu.........doesn't sound to good but it's good enough for me

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#18 Miggidy Markell, Jul 28, 2000

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Congratulation.

A winner is you.

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#19 fadeaway, Jul 28, 2000
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Must just be you Almu - I win all the arguments with my wife.

Seriously though, congratulations!!

BTW, are you sure you're not solving the Comets future PF problems?

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