The poor life sucks, but gigantic bags of Tyson Chicken for $10 bucks rules!! Whoo hoo! Kirkland, take me away!
Riet, what's Harwin? Hertic, bite your tongue man! Unlike you, mormons know the beauty of bulk BULK BULK. Apollo, it was $48... a bit intimidating until you buy 3 boxes of your favorite $3.89 cranberry crunch whatever you call it for $5.89. Or a case of Utah's Uinta microbrewery (typically ~8ish for a sixpack... ~32 for the case) for EIGHTEEN DOLLARS. They have tvs (and they know how to sell them... STAR WARS) and little muffin thingeys and chicken breasts for less than 1/2 the cost of the grocery store and peppers and fresh fruit and huge bags of coffee (I am a traitor... I bought starbucks b/c they don't have seattle's best... but BULK BULK BULK). As you walk out they have a pizzeria and a gas station outside (something like 30 cents off/gallon per premium... probably exaggerating... last time I gassed up was in Park City). ohhaghaghh my!!! oh my!!! EGAHHHAH. Don't get me started on the little multipacks of potato chips for $8 WHOA. Traj, LOL... I held off on the tp this trip... I'll need the entire undersink area to hide the 60 pack from the kitties. KITTIES KITTIES. 3 KITTIES == BULK BULK BULK. WHOO HOO! DON'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME GO TO COSTCO NOW. WHOO HOO!
You know what's next, don't you? Believe me, we've been there with our Sam's Club card, and the next thing you will buy...and I guarantee you will...is a deep freeze. You've got to have someplace to store all that bulk!
Cult/church, church/cult. So we get bored someplace else every sunday. Does this really change our day to day lives?
Harwin is a street in Houston where they sell Knockoffs. We all know Mormons buy in bulk. As REM would sing, "It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine".