<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/719/nbadailydime268wm9.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a> Poor 5'5" Earl Boykins... Too easy...Somebody caption this!
<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/719/nbadailydime268wm9.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a> Dirk: What would Hasselhoff do? EB: OH S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirk: Hey Earl, I sure do like having anal sex! Can I have anal sex with you? Earl: Sure, Dirk! Let's have lots and lots of anal sex! Dirk: You know what's even funnier? I'm 7 feet tall, and you're only 5 feet 5, and we're still having anal sex! Earl: Yeah, that's a lot funnier than two short guys having anal sex! Dirk: Or two tall guys! (Dirk and Earl laugh together while having anal sex)
Here's some more Dallas Mavs suckiness feat. Bentley Green <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oz4wcLJ7hIE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oz4wcLJ7hIE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
"Are you sure I'll be able to read what's on the cue cards with these shades?" "YES. NOw put them on and I'll start the music...!" Can someone tell me what "fina" means?
I'm not usually one who picks on little kids and forgive me if this offends anyone.. but DAYM did that suck!
Damn Dirk, I am almost 2 feet shorter than you but your schlong is much smaller than mine. I can barely feel it.
Play-by-Play: "Uh-Oh!!! Dirk slipped and his Boykin fell out!" Commentator: "I hate when my Boykin comes out. Quick Dirk, tuck your Boykin back in!!!"
Boykins: NO! you're gonna have to go through me if you want my man! Dirk: I love you [flops] On a serious note: Is dirk trying to set a pick??? Boykins can just go straight through under him.. What's the purpose of that pick?
Dirkendouche rose from his slumber to find a Boykinsian prancing around his chambers looking for scraps that fell from his bed-time meal "Curse ye vile bones!" he shouted, and ceased him with vigor.
Dirk led a tortured life. At first he had his success on the court, but soon his secret love took over. His secret love for short point guards. His first love was teammate Jason Terry, JET. They held each other lovingly in each other's arms and often pranced happily down the court. Until one day...Dirk met Earl. His shortness was irresistable to Dirk. Dirk couldn't resist or stop himself...he let his passion burst forth in a passionate pick on the court. No one really knows what happened to Drik after that incident. Some say he went on to shorter point guards like the retired Mugsy Bogues...others say Spud Webb disappeared from his home soon after the incident. Perhaps something are better left unknown.
this is actually amazing lil man can rap!!! future Nas. And that tv is three times bigger than the boy LOL
