Anne Heche has a son First off, his name is Homer, which means he's doomed to hear "DOH" and "MMM . . . DONUTS" from every single person he meets for the rest of his life. I hope he's doesn't grow up on the chubby side, or he'll be crucified in school. Second, he's going to have a wacked family life. His mom is a sexually-confused, star-****ing, media w**** who sometimes thinks she's ET. And his dad was "smart" enough to marry her. Maybe he thought he would get some threesome action. In all seriousness, I think it's terrible that anyone would have a child with a mentally ill person. This lady clearly is missing a few marbles and the kid is the one who will probably suffer.
This is Hollywood. I doubt she's as crazy as she'd lead you to believe. Let's face it: she was trying to sell a book entitled, "call me crazy." She's also had known issues with drugs and sexual orientation confusion. Not really all that outlandish for Hollywood standards, and it pays the bills. A little "mental illness" might just put little Homer through some very expensive schools. Hell, I'd act the same way if I was reasonable certain it would be a cash cow.
At least one of his parents isn't Ozzy Osbourne. Speaking of which....don't miss the premier of "The Osbournes" on MTV tonite. I can't wait to see it as I used to go to Ozzy's concerts back in the day. Although, I think they need to play it unedited cause he likes to cuss every other word. Anyway, it's been getting good reviews. Surf
I'd rather be Ozzy's fat kid. I saw the trailer at MTV.com for "The Osbournes". It's gonna be like several episodes of Diary. That is one bad ass mansion. One clip showed Ozzy humping his dog ...but at least he's got money and fame (and groupies ).
did you not catch little Homer's last name? Lafune. Homer Heche Lafune. Homer Lafune. Homer Lafune. Homer Lafune. try to say it 3 times fast without peeing your pants and laughing. [drip]
I think she fell off the wagon or forgot to take her Lithium while naming the baby. I'm also surprised Get Darius Rice hasn't chimed in.
he did over in the Rockets forum. I'll summarize what he said for you: "bazically, that kid's wack name is Rudy's fault. Rudy's kid-naming sux. the only thing is though is that this Homer Lafune is a baller. he's got better handles than white chocolate, and his mad boosties are better than michael cage. if the Rockets will draft Homer Lafune in the 2014 draft, they will be in the finals in 2003."
