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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dandorotik, Jul 19, 2009.

  1. dandorotik

    dandorotik Member

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    People who can't get a good reference. They will act as your employer and create fake references, a fake payroll stub, etc. Wow.

    http://careerexcuse.com/index.html

    You Will Be Able To Create Your Career History!
    You..Can Pick a New Field!
    You..Get to Pick Your Start and End Date!
    You..Get to Choose your Salary!
    We....Will Have a Real Company Just for You!
    We....Will Have a Real Address For That Company!
    We...Will Have a Real Website For That Company!
    We....Will Give you a Real "800" Phone Number!
    We....Will Have our Operators Standing By!
    We....Will E-mail you Every Time Someone Calls!
    We....Will Answer All Calls Up to ONE YEAR!
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    *PLUS!!! You will get a REAL PAYROLL STUB & EMPLOYEE REFERENCE LETTER!!!

    Outsource your Job References on us for THREE DAYS! We will provide you with a real company and toll free number. We will answer all incoming calls as your past or present employer and confirm your employment status during your 3 day trial. This will give you a chance to review and try out your new job references before you buy!

    Fake Landlord References

    Fake Landlord References are essential to your ability to lease an apartment, other rental property. If you have been late on paying rent, evicted, police summoned to your residency, problem with neighbors or are in a position where you cannot count on positive, supporting references, we can assist you.

    Fake Employment Verification

    Fake references is a vital service that benefits anybody seeking an approval on a lease application or is in the hiring process with a prospective employer. If you don't want your current employer being tipped off that you are seeking employment elsewhere, are attempting to be approved to rent a property, or have another similar need, this is the service for you. Don't let bad job references stop you from getting that job.

    Fake Funeral Excuse

    Need a vacation and can't get one? We can help you change that problem! We will act as a Funeral Home and have our operators standing by to verify any inquirer's to your fake deceased. Once you land your new job, it will most likely be a YEAR before you have accrued any paid time off. Why wait a year for a vacation when you can order one today!

    Fake Dr.'s Notes

    Careercheat.com offers the best of the net, when it comes to fake Dr. Notes. From the traditional, less than stellar notes that are in the standard black and white font to modern, highly graphic and colorful professional productions that are common in most hospitals and clinics today. Careeercheat.com offers it's clients the ability to have these documents faxed anywhere, with the Caller ID and the facsimile header, reflecting any number desired

    Certificate of Achievements

    A Certificate of Attendance or Training are excellent references to highlight to your employer on why they should hire you instead of the 100s of other applicants. Certificates are valuable tools for finding a new job and since less then 5% of applicants use them when they apply for a job, provide you an excellent
     
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    Their website doesn't really look that credible...poorly designed...looks like one of those "I lost 35 pounds in 35 minutes and so can you" websites...
     
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    Ah, but having this on their website: "All Members are 18 or Over"

    makes it all better. Brings class to the whole thing, don't ya think?

    Their motto: "LIFE IS SHORT, HAVE AN AFFAIR", and it's trademarked...for whatever that's worth.

    Sheesh.
     
  6. dandorotik

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    OK, you topped me. That is horrible. I know some are gonna do that, but running a business on that? I guess if the money calls...
     
  7. LCII

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    As if my faith in humanity wasn't low enough,
     
  8. CHI

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    Who's gonna take one for the team and see if that site the OP posted is legit?!??
     
  9. Dairy Ashford

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    So is this illegal, or not?
     
  10. Lynus302

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    Wondering the same thing. Fraud still ain't legal, AFAIK.
     
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    I remember seeing a website several years ago that gave detailed instructions on the best way to go about having sex with a dolphin. It was so intricate there is no way it was just a joke.
     
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    I work for Vandelay Industries and I am an importer/exporter.
     
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