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I Am Serious, Can you recommend a Voodoo Priest?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010.

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  1. homeboy1

    homeboy1 Member

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    DOes anyone know a reputable Voodoo Priest that can cast spells or curses ---- specifically, where the wife would leave me?
     
    #1 homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010
  2. homeboy1

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    Ok, since u asked, I made a mistake and moved in and married a girl that turned out to be a lil psycho...I cant break up with her cause she will rip my testicles off as I sleep....I want black magic to help me....Anyone try this b4?
     
    #2 homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010
  3. moestavern19

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    Lamar Odom?
     
    #3 moestavern19, Apr 21, 2010
  4. homeboy1

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    Nooooooooooooo...exactly what I wanted to avoid. I am serious...did you not read that???
     
    #4 homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010
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    Break up with her, and find a different place to sleep that she doesn't have access to.
     
    #5 durvasa, Apr 21, 2010
  6. homeboy1

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    Ok Logical help but still unhelpful to me and my delicate situation. Look, if i could do that..I would have proceeded with such actions.. I am SPECIFIC IN ASKING those that know those in the black magic biz. ok? by the way, i love u durvasa in the garm..u are genius.
     
    #6 homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010
  7. Hayesfan

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    find someone with a New Orleans phonebook
     
    #7 Hayesfan, Apr 21, 2010
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    How to lose a girl in 10 days
     
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  9. moestavern19

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    You want a Voodoo Priest to put a curse on a woman you married and... and you're... serious?

    Maybe VooDooPope can put a curse on her for not being a Cowboys fan.

    But seriously, I guess thats intesting, let me know it works out, got a girl from school who keeps stalking me, might need to have Voodoo Priest CURSE HER ASS DOWN
     
    #9 moestavern19, Apr 21, 2010
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  11. homeboy1

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    Are you not open minded enough to such magic? I know you are mocking in nature..but this kind of stuff is a kind of a big deal for a slew of folks...Why dismiss it like I am not being serious?
     
    #11 homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010
  12. homeboy1

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    Look, I am Mexican too...this stuff is pretty common to our people. Just seeing if anyone knows a person who deals with this stuff.
     
    #12 homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010
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    9 posts before a VoodooPope mention.


    I believe a smearing feces on all sides of the wall is a staple voodoo technique for warding away wild beasts.
     
    #13 Invisible Fan, Apr 21, 2010
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    Just start smoking. Problem solved!
     
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    can't you read?!?!

    A man's testicles are in jeopardy!!! Good god, man!! This is no time for pothead levity!!11
     
    #17 Hmm, Apr 21, 2010
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    Hispanic.
     
    #18 moestavern19, Apr 21, 2010
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  20. Asian Sensation

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    Maybe not a Voodoo Priest per se... but I'm sure he knows somebody.
     
    #20 Asian Sensation, Apr 21, 2010
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