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I am Dr. Joe Abacha, the distant relative of Ukot Penny, the head of the Ministry...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AroundTheWorld, Dec 29, 2004.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    I am Dr. Joe Abacha, the distant relative of Ukot Penny, the head of the Ministry of Mining and Resources...

    Create your scammer name here
     
  2. rrj_gamz

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    I'm Bruno Penny, the head of the Treasury Department in Togo...

    I also did a Nerd name and I'm aka Julius, the Sushi Aficionado

    sweet...
     
  3. Master Baiter

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    Dr. Fayed Debby, the son of Fayed Diarra, a top official of the Ministry of Mining and Resources in the Democratic Republic of the Congo

    [​IMG]
     
  4. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I am Pat Robertson.

    I am PMI.

    I am QVC.
     
  5. the futants

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    i'm pretty sure these sights are designed by the "scammers" to learn real names to use in future scams. surely y'all didn't enter your real names, did you?


















    :p
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    I am Fatty FatBastard, distant relative of fatty fat fat, the ruler of killing threads with terminally unfunny premises...
     
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    I am Patrick Ewing.
     
  8. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I am Scott Boras.
     
  9. rocketlaunch

    rocketlaunch Member

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    Preston Penny, the former member of the Ministry of Finance
     
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

    KaiSeR SoZe Member

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    Dr. Uche Bolkiah, the head of the Ministry of Mining and Resources
     
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    Mrs. Thomas Yengeni, a widow of the provincial director of the Federal Ministry of Aviation in Nigeria
     
  12. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    That's CRAZY!
     
  13. SamCassell

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    Funny how every name relates to the Nigerian bank scam.
     
  14. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    To celebrate my 11,000th post, I have decided to change my name to:

    Mr. Tony Debby, the brother-in-law of Mr. Thomas Abacha, a staff member of a Prime Bank in Africa, Johannesburg Branch.
     
  15. AroundTheWorld

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    AAAAAH...I'm kind of related to Manny!
     
  16. BrianKagy

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    Brian Kagy, Spiritual Conscience and All-Around Nice Guy of the Clutch Crew.

    You're right, this thing does come up with some whacked-out deals.
     
  17. arkoe

    arkoe (ง'̀-'́)ง

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    I'm Brian Fellows!!!




    I was really hoping someone else would finish that...
     
  18. MadMax

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    I am Mohammed Olubola, the distant relative of Tom Diarra, a director of the Standard Trust Bank, Lome Branch.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Ewwwwwwww.:p
     
  20. Saint Louis

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    I didn't use my real name. I used Randy Johnson in honor of him joining the Evil Empire.
     

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