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"I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."

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  1. basso

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    "I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”​

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    When it comes to post-arrest statements, the admissions made by a Texas man arrested for having sex with a horse are a good reminder why suspects should take advantage of their right to remain silent.

    In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.

    Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”

    Which is what occurred, Mendoza, seen at right, told Sergeant Raymond Jansky.

    “I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

    The horse lover, whose rap sheet included a wide variety of felony and misdemeanor collars, later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.

    Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/horseman-baby-687431
     
    #1 basso, Feb 1, 2013
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Dammit...so close to having a horseman baby.



    Sooooo close.
     
    #2 boomboom, Feb 1, 2013
  3. YaosDirtyStache

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    This horse****ker is a republican...and so is the subject of this story.
     
    #3 YaosDirtyStache, Feb 1, 2013
  4. Uprising

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  5. tallanvor

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    explain
     
    #5 tallanvor, Feb 1, 2013
  6. c1utchmatic

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    no need to get political. this is just amazingly funny and outrageously stupid at the same time
     
    #6 c1utchmatic, Feb 1, 2013
  7. Haymitch

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    Don't be ridiculous.

    He blew his nut in that horse, so we could in fact have a horseman in a few months.
     
    #7 Haymitch, Feb 1, 2013
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  9. SwoLy-D

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    LOL! Why the long face, then? :p

    was trying to make fun of Señor basso. Succeeded. :eek: I follow in dtduong's sentiments.
     
    #9 SwoLy-D, Feb 1, 2013
  10. BetterThanI

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    Don't be ridiculous.

    He's already here.

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    #10 BetterThanI, Feb 1, 2013
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  11. Cannonball

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    I got what he was trying to do, but it was executed poorly.
     
    #11 Cannonball, Feb 1, 2013
  12. SwoLy-D

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    I agree. He succeeded in that he was pointing out the political stuff... but was not funny, though. :eek:
     
    #12 SwoLy-D, Feb 1, 2013
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  14. fallenphoenix

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    can't have sex with a horse?

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    #14 fallenphoenix, Feb 1, 2013
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    What??!!!?? 13 posts in and not a single SJP pic post. The board is seriously slacking today.
     
    #15 boomboom, Feb 1, 2013
  16. Rodman23

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    Here you go, a creeper spandex shot

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    #16 Rodman23, Feb 1, 2013
  17. basso

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    hispanic?
     
    #17 basso, Feb 1, 2013
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    He just had to be a beaner....
     
    #18 Felixthecat, Feb 1, 2013
  19. Another Brother

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    I thought this was about the emergence of the Rebecca Lobo sex tape.
     
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  20. Two Sandwiches

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    The only thing that could have been worse was if it was a mule that he was trying to impregnate.
     
    #20 Two Sandwiches, Feb 1, 2013
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