It is time for the Duke of Truth, LHutz, to write another columm!! IT has been a long long long lonely time since my last columm run, so please be patent with me!!! GO TO MY WEB SITE!!! There are manny stories there, I tell you about the DIVOREC Duke went threw (that was sad, I cried like a snake) and also the wierd thing that happed-- I COULD NOT GO ON MY INNERNET anymore?!?! DUKE Had to come back to talk about moving the orckets, THEY BETTER NOT!! Jeff Black and Clutch, you need a laywer you CALL ME and I will sue David Sterns panties off, that's right!!! WHY is Rudy still coaching the Rockets? WHY WHY WHY. WHY. Stupid Rudy, anyone else notice how much Hakem gets hurt playing for Rudy? YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS. Huh? Right. Rudy is abusing Hakem!!!! Fire Rudy, stop the Haklem abuse!!!! OLABAJON's have rights too? Whoops here comes the boss I better hide this so he won't not see it oh hi boss how are you oh this this is nothing WHOOPS DUKE IS TYPING INSTEAD OF TALKING got go
I don't know if it's the REAL Duck of Truth, but if it is, his spelling has gotten much better. Admins what's the story? ------------------ I have a dream.........his name's Hakeem.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE, MY MAN!!!!! For those of you who don't know, THIS is the man who posted the greatest post of ALL TIME on this BBS. Ask anyone and they will tell you that they peed in their pants reading that famous post. For the newbies, you are in the presence of a legend. Now, on with the rivalry. Hutz, what the hell are you doing here??? You gotta change your profile if you really got divorced. No more sweetums!!?? ------------------ Live Rocketball. Breathe Rocketball. Die with Rocketball. [This message has been edited by Almu (edited February 15, 2000).]
Change my porfile?! No way, I like my picure to be taken from the FRONT, that shows off my HANDsome side! You asked a queustion, let see. OH YEAH, why is Duke back. I DO NOT KNOW, THEY DONOT TELL ME ANYTHING!!!! It was very conpusing, I wend to clutchchityCOM all the time and the site got real ugly, like my ex-wife (take that ho) until one day I got an email from Clutch, I will cutpaste it here: Hyfeusihf fhjhk fhnh cmcmu u reu 74328 cncn id2-01 c ,4; c63289 cch4ui? Hfny9r3h fb fdsh 478284 nmf/. Woops that does not look write, well Clutch dold me I could come back and be THE DUKE OF TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH again but to be very very caeful not to embareass ALMOOOO again like back in the days! So I am back. DUKE DUKE DUKE!
DUUUUUKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back man ! Totally missed reading your funny posts ! Everyone ! this is a legend ,LHutz is back ! Almu is right ! that post has got to be the funniest post I have ever read in this BBS , I laugh out so much I could not stop for hrs afterwards just thinking about it ! Clutch ! do u have a copy of that post ? it has got to be re-posted just for good 'ol times sake !
Dukey, even back in the day I was smacking you around. Don't start nothing. It won't be nothing. Now, on to some b-ball. What you think of our future world star? Francis is the bomb? Huh? Right? Do you like the new offense Rudy T has put in? What about Kenny Thomas? Speak Dukey man, SPEAK!! ------------------ Live Rocketball. Breathe Rocketball. Die with Rocketball.
<H3>WELCOME BACK LHUTZ!!!!</H3> I wasn't around when you got suspended but I have heard so much about you and read some of your old posts. I am sure you will be a great addition back to the board. Nice site keep up the great work. ------------------ ~John~ FIRE DAN!!! JohnyRocket's Fan Site
LHutz, the Delirious Duke of Trooth, is back?!? I'm going to bandwagon hop like nutty.... Right over to the neighborhood bar. I need a drink!!!! ------------------ Bring It!!
No humor this time!! DUKE will be taken sereously and NO LAUGTER you understand me?!??! See, I done a lot of things to get respect this time around: One I will not use anyymore words like **** or **** because those can affend people!! Next no more missspelling, DUKE is making a SEREOUS effort to spell things good. Three, uh, DUKE cannot think of three, so two it is! DUKE DUKE DUKE OF TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH!!!!!!!
Duke, er, uh, now that your divorce is final, umm, can I ask you a question: May I please take a romantic bath with sweetums???? PS: You may want to change your profile on this BBS! ------------------ Bring It!!
Thank God, the board will be a bit more readable. I came in on the tail-end of the great Hutz's previous career on this board... and that was good enough for me to know this man is DA BOMB BABY!!! Everyone get your universal translators ready... resistance is futile... the boredom may be relieved. ------------------ trade them all and fire the coach.
