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[Humor] The Biggest Tragedies That Could Befall the Rockets This Year

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by topfive, Sep 5, 2009.

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  1. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    While we're all waiting for the season to start (or for Morey to wave his wand), I thought this might be fun...

    Yao's out for an extended period of time, and T-Mac's out until December or so (and we don't even
    know which T-Mac is going to show up this year). Sure those are bad, but it could be worse, right?

    This thread is a humorous look at the worst possible things that could happen to this year's team.

    I'll lead off with a couple:

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    The entire team catches the line flu. Suddenly every game is an adventure in nausea as a bizarre
    pyschological virus leaves all of the players shooting free throws Chuck Hayes-style.

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    The team announces the long-awaited third jersey. And it looks like this:

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    #1 topfive, Sep 5, 2009
  2. Akim523

    Akim523 Member

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    Ouch....Im temporarily blind after seeing that jersey!
     
    #2 Akim523, Sep 5, 2009
  3. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    those jerseys are better than what we have now.
     
    #3 dkoune, Sep 5, 2009
  4. dragonz

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    The absolute worst possible scenario: DM is out of season.
     
    #4 dragonz, Sep 5, 2009
  5. Raven

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    Worst possible scenario would be if Morey is getting his trade ideas from Clutch Fans. :)

    Thankfully, we know that's not a concern. :)
     
    #5 Raven, Sep 5, 2009
  6. ahaqcxz

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    Who can tell me that
    Why my account cannt creat a new thread...
     
    #6 ahaqcxz, Sep 5, 2009
  7. gwatson86

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    Because of posts like this! :D

    On topic: Power Dancers bus wreck + season-ending injuries.
     
    #7 gwatson86, Sep 5, 2009
  8. HPD

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    sooooooooooooooo........ Rockets have to go to local Men's club establishments for temporary replacements
     
    #8 HPD, Sep 5, 2009
  9. GlenRice

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    Tracy mcgrady with a early return and a early exit ;)
     
    #9 GlenRice, Sep 5, 2009
  10. larsv8

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    McGrady has a break out season and plays in Orlando form, yet without Yao Ming, still manages bow out in the first round re-energizing the witch hunt on this board.
     
    #10 larsv8, Sep 5, 2009
  11. ahaqcxz

    ahaqcxz Member

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    lots of blametracyers....
     
    #11 ahaqcxz, Sep 5, 2009
  12. ahaqcxz

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    #12 ahaqcxz, Sep 5, 2009
  13. rocketblaze

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    I wonder if Morey has a clutchfans account!..... :D

    -rocketblaze
     
    #13 rocketblaze, Sep 5, 2009
  14. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    rick adelman caught in an affair with dirks ex girlfriend.
     
    #14 smoothie, Sep 5, 2009
  15. Raven

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    Probably, but only for the laughs, I'm sure. :)
     
    #15 Raven, Sep 5, 2009
  16. GlenRice

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    hahaha lmao
     
    #16 GlenRice, Sep 5, 2009
  17. ReD_1

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    Yao and TMac are out for the year. That would be the WORST scenario...

    Oh wait..
     
    #17 ReD_1, Sep 5, 2009
  18. tmoney1101

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    probably because you can't spell and people who can't spell

    can not create new threads.....oh and also because your a rookie. :D
     
    #18 tmoney1101, Sep 5, 2009
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    Yao comes back late April much to the delighted surprise of most fans...only to get a career-ending injury in his first game back.


    Now, that would be a major FML
     
    #19 LCII, Sep 5, 2009
  20. RedRedemption

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    Half our roster gets injured and we are stuck with Kyle Lowry, Jermaine Taylor, Chase Budinger, Bill Worrell, and the Rockets' towelgirl.
     
    #20 RedRedemption, Sep 5, 2009
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