Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Read the reviews. This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
PULEASSE I bought this shirt 3 weeks ago and am just now able to eat solid food since my jaw has been unwired. I made the mistake of wearing this incredible article of 100% cotton ferociousness to a sportsbar/nightclub in North Phoenix. Of course I got in free because the bouncer was so intimidated by the burning crimson eyes of my Grizzly shirt, he simply averted his own weak, brown eyes and stepped aside. As I strode in, several sad excuses for men screamed, dropped their Bud Light Limes and dove under the tables, thinking it was a real man-eating bear. Their women knew better than to be so easily frightened. They could smell the testosterone wafting off of the freshly printed design on the front, and one look at the shoulder-to-shoulder tape and my seamless collar had them fighting amongst themselves for the chance to be mauled on the dance floor. I chose the blondest of them, and with her eyes half lidded, hungrily devouring the awesome image on my chest, she breathed, "How heavy is it?" I grunted my reply, "5.6 oz, with double needle construction throughout", and with one flick of my wrist, spun her out on the dance floor. The problem was that I didn't see the guy already out there in his Three Wolf shirt, as he had his back to me, dancing all girly. As I planted my feet majestically in the middle of the floor, letting my new blonde prize begin her Dance of Bruin Seduction, this joker that dared to wear a Three Wolf shirt to the same club as me turned around, and with a sudden crack of lightning, his triple Canis Lupus locked graphic eyes with my singular Ursus Horribilis and all H.E. double hockey sticks broke loose. I hate to say that since this was the first time I wore this shirt out in public, I just couldn't control it for longer than a few horrific seconds. It broke my jaw, lacerated my arms and dislocated my shoulder, but that poor s.o.b. barely had time to realize he brought only three wolves to a bear fight before his ego was chewed to metaphorical ribbons right in front of every awestruck desert hillbilly in the Arrowhead shopping district. If you dare to buy these bloodthirsty threads, I recommend you take some cage-fighting lessons or only go to off-season craft shows until you think you can handle the terrible responsibility of knowing what might happen if you cross paths with some fool in a lesser shirt. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006URVUQ/ref=cm_rdp_product_img
Its funny, I just read about that shirt on Olivia Munn's blog where she linked a UK story about how the sales for the shirt shot up by over 2000%. Did you notice the "Customers also viewed" list that Zubaz pants are on there? LoL, I wouldn't be shocked if it happened naturally. Also, Tuscan Whole Milk is on there and that got the same treatment as this shirt like 3 years ago.
HAHA If you thank this wolf shirt is badass, you otta check out the lightning ones and the eagle ones. Me and my old lady have worn wolf shirts for years. and one of my vans I had air-brushed wolfs on it also. it was called the LONEWOLF and was in some shows "EXCELLENT" !
