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How would you scare your daughters boyfriend??

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by imasonamagun, Sep 3, 2010.

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  1. imasonamagun

    imasonamagun Member

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    My wife and I have had our 2nd child. SHE will be the first female to be born on my side of the family in 3 generations. With that being said I have a good feeling that in about 15-20 years there will come a time when i'm going to have to cleverly scare the crap out of a boyfriend to get some points across. I have come up with a couple ideas like throwing a bullet at him then saying "I have another one that goes a lot faster" or pulling the pins out of the front door hinges, so when he knocks on the door and I go and answer it, I will rip the door off the hinges and look like a Beast of a man. :grin: What other ideas can you come up with? This should be very interesting.
     
  2. Moped Chaser

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    Tell him your clutchfans moniker is mazyar.
     
  3. SwoLy-D

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    TL;ADI :(

    *too late; already did it.
     
  4. Royals Ego

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    bad boys 2 scene comes to mind
     
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    start dressing, talking and acting exactly like him.
     
  6. CountyClerk

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    I don't get this....why does all father want to scare the hell out of their daughter's bf? you want to feel like man?

    Here's the thing you might not want to hear bro: It doesn't matter what you say or do to him, once he get horny he WILL bone your daughter.
     
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    get a tattoo on your face
     
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    "****, ***** you least 30."
     
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    Tell him your daughter was actually born a boy.....
     
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    Since you mentioned she was just born ,you don't have to worry for a long time .................then im sure you will have the right technological "weapons" in next 2 decades to scare him off :)
     
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    tell him your daughter moonlights as a bukkake fluffer
     
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    Hire a crackish woman to stand in as her mother. Tell him that genetics is a MF.
     
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    Never potty-train her. Once they're on the date and she $hits in his car, he's gonna turn around and take her straight home.
     
  15. Honey Bear

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    Your best option is to hope she ugly cuz otherwise she gon be makin music by time she 16 and if you a strict christian then 14. Religious b****es are the sneakiest I encourage having an open, progressive household where your children witness you and your wives making love from an early age so they are more confident about their decisions regarding sexuality. Its all about doing away wid that emotional vulnerability so she dont feel like a dirty slut when she go down on her first boy at age 13. Dont fight the world my brotha, fight awkward and angsty views towards sexuality. Cuz they gon hump whether you like it or not. -aunty jemima
     
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    My wife had three older brothers. When some guy came to pick her up for some date, the middle older brother (+4 years) answered the door with a shotgun in hand. He was just cleaning it at the time and it was not planned but it has become a legendary tale. I was not the guy...
     
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    tell him that your daughter is a great kisser
     
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    black???? :confused:
     
  19. imasonamagun

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    That's the lamest thing I have ever read. Yes I want to feel like a man by scaring a teenager. Lame statement is lame.

    That is very funny and It could probably work.
     
  20. Honey Bear

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    You betta watch yo mouth horatio I know them mexican girls be getting pregnant before they can read and write ... And its all because they are taught pity is love. They need a dominant male figure in their life so they can understand the importance of holding out and spending lunch money on condoms. This aint some free for all this is society. And all youngsters must be trained to act kordingly. Holla.
     
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