LOL! I think this is really funny! (Last thread for today, I think *and the world went hurrah!*) http://sysadminday.boxke.be/time.htm Some snippets (Ted being the Sys Admin): When you call Ted to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and Popsicle sticks. Ted doesn't have a life, and he finds it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. If the mouse cable keeps knocking down the framed picture of your dog, lift the computer and stuff the cable under it. Those skinny Mouse cables were designed to have 55 lbs. of computer monitor crushing on them. Don't even think of breaking large print jobs down into smaller chunks. God forbid somebody else should sneak a one-page job in between your 427-page Excel spreadsheet.
Now that I think about it, all sys admins ARE named "Ted", aren't they? Either Ted of Fred, one of those...
