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How to succeed despite the conspiracy.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by CriscoKidd, Jun 5, 2000.

  1. CriscoKidd

    CriscoKidd Member

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    You know which teams are the best teams?

    Paper teams.

    Those are the only teams that can be truly evaluated. Players and their statistics, except for the win and loss column. Cuz playing the game dont matter. All fantasy GMs need to continue to help the Rockets get the best paper team cuz they need the best paper championship. The real championship doesnt matter cuz its only gonna be Lakers and NY for the next few years anyways, Houston has no chance. I mean look, Camby is gonna be on wheel of fortune. If thats not fishy, I dont know what is.

    Clearly Portland was the best paper team this season, so how can the rockets beat them?

    okay, got the guards figured out. Rocks pgs are better, and sgs are about even.

    Now at SF got Walt, just get rid of Bull and draft that Miller guy and add some FA, like Grant Hill or someone and then you beat Portland's Pippen/Shrimp/Augmon.

    Rockets already have their old man and project at center, so its even there.

    At PF, Rockets should steal B.Grant from Portland and sign that guy from San Antonio.

    Houston will never win the championship with that lineup cuz the Stern is a commie, but at least the Rockets could win some fan polls and Magazine predictions and stuff like that.

    Cmon, Rockets to win ESPN magazine question at the beginning of the season of who will win the championship in 2001!!!!!

    GO ROCKETS!!!

    BOO YAH!

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  2. heypartner

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    Ummmm. Does anyone know how I can order paper from my DSL line? I just ran out.
     
  3. SmeggySmeg

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    what a hollow 2000 posts it is going to be [​IMG]

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  4. Jeff

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    Epson makes the DSL Stylus 2000 Paper Distribution Center for your needs. In fact, with the special NBA attachment (at only $99 extra!), you can send and recieve paper teams in the blink of an eye or at 1mb per second, whichever comes first.

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  5. BobFinn*

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    Anyone wanna buy a paper shredder? [​IMG]

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  6. Moe

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    Oh, I thought maybe you were on the toilet again, HP.

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