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How to hunt for a bear

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by zhaozhilong, Jul 15, 2003.

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    My friend Jimmy likes to go hunting, just like my uncle.

    Last year, Jimmy met my uncle (a seasoned hunter), and asked him how to hunt for a bear.

    So my uncle told him:"Bears like to stay in caves. Usually, I would find a big cave, and throw some rocks into it. If I hear a 'whooo whooo' sound from inside the cave, then I know there's a bear in it. If I fire a couple of shots into the cave, I will get myself a bear."

    So, one month later, my uncle came across Jimmy at a local bar. Jimmy was all wrapped up in bandages. My uncle was surprised and asked Jimmy what happened.

    Jimmy said:"Hei I went bear hunting! I followed your advice and found big cave. I threw a rock into it, and guest what, the 'whooo whooo' sound came from inside the cave just like you said. Then I approaced the cave opening, but......before I manage to fire my rifle......
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    a train came out of the cave......"
     

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