OK, I can't handle my liquor. I can take 7-8 drinks and that's it. After that, I feel like f-ing throw up. Up to 11-13 drinks, I HAVE to throw up, no exceptions.... I missed the binge drinking stage in college, and only started drinking moderately in grad school. But for some weird reason I'm in my early 30s and all my friends are intent on turning every bar trip to a binge drinking contest. Besides drinking lots of fluids and eating foods, do you guys have any specific suggestions? For example, what kind of food/liquids help the most? I know you have to build up tolerance to binge drinking, but I don't really want to drink every single night of my life so I can look good for three nights ouf of the month. Help!
Before the contest, secretly swap the beer inside the can for water. Or some purple stuff. Swap your buddies beer for piss. They will throw up faster than you. You win!
Take a one year vacation to Louisiana. Look for a man they call Boudreaux. He will be your teacher. You will come back the champ of drinking amongst your friends.
Always have a bottle of water in hand, after every alcoholic drink have a sip out of the bottle water and keep drinking water the whole night. You might piss a whole lot, but hey at least you won't puke... well you might still puke but it will be after your friends puke.
The French eat cheese with their wine. The cheese coats their stomachs and slows down alcohol absorbtion. Wierd but true...
Tip from an insider....talk to the bartender and tip something at the begining and tell them to always give you a water shot no matter what it is. Just ask for Patron Silver or Vodka shots always then you will get a water shot. Just make the ewww that was strong face afterwards. That's what i had to do for a long time while i was working saturday nights here at Live when people come out and want to buy me shots at the bar. THere is no way i could take that many in one given night. So i told the bartenders to give me a shot of water and make it look like tequila or whatever. Works like a charm. If you get something that is a fruity shot then just tell them to give you juice.
Either get a new hobby or kill your friends. Don't compete if you know you'll get beat. /quit drinking //after the third "accident" ///didn't go to jail so it's aaaalllll gooodd.
Good for you nyquil82. I didn't mean to make light of the responsibilities associated with drinking. Let me assure you that we always have a designated driver and when we don't we take cabs. The water bottle, cheese, and water shots are great ideas. Can't wait to try them out! Thanks!
Drink a ton of water before hand, and drink water during. It might keep you from throwing up, and if it doesn't the vomit will come out a lot easier. Chew your food well when eating to aid your digestion. There isn't too much else you can do. Try and focus on having fun, or anything. Don't focus on not throwing up, until it becomes apparent that it is inevitable.
That's a great tip. I always wolf down the bar food but I think better digestion will be very helpful. Thanks!
Eat a few hours before you go so your stomach settles. Also, a beer or two a night can do wonders for your tolerance.
Just make sure that afterwards, stuff like this doesn't happen to you. If you want to see more pics like this... http://www.betrunkene-dekorieren.de (some might be NSFW)
