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How often do you masturbate?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Jan 24, 2008.

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How often do you masturbate?

  1. Once Daily

    71 vote(s)
    30.2%
  2. Twice Daily

    18 vote(s)
    7.7%
  3. 3-5 Times Daily

    21 vote(s)
    8.9%
  4. Every Other Day

    75 vote(s)
    31.9%
  5. Once Weekly

    27 vote(s)
    11.5%
  6. Not at All

    23 vote(s)
    9.8%
  1. countingcrow

    countingcrow Member

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    Don't be shy.
     
  2. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    maybe maybe no
     
  3. TheParrotIsNoMo

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    I masturbate so much that afterwards, I'd treat myself to some ice cream....
     
  4. TheParrotIsNoMo

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    I masturbate so much that i leave tread marks on my hands....
     
  5. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    I'm the first person to actually vote, yet the third person to post in this thread. Lame. :rolleyes:

    Anyway, I do it daily. At this point I'd go insane if I didn't.
     
  6. TheParrotIsNoMo

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    I masturbate so much that i broke steve weibe's Donkey Kong records in points....
     
  7. TheParrotIsNoMo

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    You ain't talkin about me are you...
     
  8. RunninRaven

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    Pretty much every day. Probably more like 5-6 times a week.
     
  9. TheParrotIsNoMo

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    Awesome!!!! We should join the mile high club or something...
     
  10. moestavern19

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    Sometimes a couple times a day, then sometimes only once a week.

    I guess it averages out to about every other day.
     
  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I just completed the longest stretch I've ever gone without pleasing myself in 18 years.

    Typcially, once or twice a day.
     
  12. OrangeCountyCA

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    I wonder if anyone ever does it 3-5 times a day consistently. That is just insane ! :eek:
     
  13. The Real Shady

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    Every day. If I have nothing to do and have a lot of free time on my hands I'll go twice.

    5 times is my personel day record back in high school.
     
  14. moestavern19

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    14 here.


    It was also how old I was, and I had kind of just discovered the joys :eek:
     
  15. McGradySNKT

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    You are all getting pleasured at the hand of a man.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  16. meggoleggo

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    Somewhere between once a week and not at all.
     
  17. countingcrow

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    That's crazy...

    :eek:
     
  18. The Real Shady

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    Good God man. I bet your johnson was sore the next day.
     
  19. TheParrotIsNoMo

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    I would extract myself once while watching a porno on dvd, then i'd crank another to a magazine with a spread leg, then i'd shoot a load on a poster, then after all that jerky frenzy, I'd jerk one last time with my recollection thoughts... Beat that!!!!
     
  20. Apollo Creed

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    You are too highly invested in this thread.
     

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