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How not to write essays

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by aeroman10, Dec 4, 2007.

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  1. aeroman10

    aeroman10 Member

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    http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-this-essay-was-written-while-the-guy-was-high-hilarious-#
    Hey...the grade is D- .... not bad!

    <object width="450" height="500"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="SameDomain" /><param name="movie" value="http://static.scribd.com/FlashPaperS3_7.swf?guid=iyf3q21g5duht&document_id=91&INITIAL_VIEW=width" /><embed width="450" height="500" src="http://static.scribd.com/FlashPaperS3_7.swf?guid=iyf3q21g5duht&document_id=91&INITIAL_VIEW=width" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed> </object>
     
    #1 aeroman10, Dec 4, 2007
  2. bladeage

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    Greatest Essay Ever.

    I almost died of laughter when I saw the Dr.Dre pic.
     
    #2 bladeage, Dec 4, 2007
  3. Cannonball

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    Has to be fake. No teacher has handwriting that bad.
     
    #3 Cannonball, Dec 4, 2007
  4. bladeage

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    Well considering she actually read the whole thing, marked the "mistakes" and actually gave him a grade, I am not surprised her handwriting is that bad.
     
    #4 bladeage, Dec 4, 2007
  5. dookiester

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    yeah, an english or literature teacher who writes "to" instead of "too"? funny, but unreal.
     
    #5 dookiester, Dec 4, 2007
  6. hotballa

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    If you look closely you can see the her tearstains on the paper
     
    #6 hotballa, Dec 4, 2007
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    Don't forget the missing "?" in "Where's the text!" ;)
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Dec 4, 2007
  8. Yaozer

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    One time when I was in hs my creative writing teacher let us use ONE curse word in our paper so he said use it wisely. So I thought it would be funny if I just put the word "*****" in bold, capital letters as my title. Needless to say, it didn't fly.. what a liar.
     
    #8 Yaozer, Dec 4, 2007
  9. Royals Ego

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    posting in an epic thread
     
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  10. dntrwl

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    fake...teachers don't write that bad and don't misspell
     
    #10 dntrwl, Dec 4, 2007
  11. aeroman10

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    What about this essay?
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    #11 aeroman10, Dec 4, 2007
  12. hotballa

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    it's well written...but he's making too much of a stretch.

    the poor teacher misspelled "aPpropriate".
     
    #12 hotballa, Dec 4, 2007
  13. Royals Ego

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    you win. you win.
     
    #13 Royals Ego, Dec 4, 2007
  14. The_Yoyo

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    yeah i call BS on the first one its hillarious but i dont think any high school kid would write something like that. i love the rap lyrics in it.


    the second one which seems to be more of a college paper is more believable you can even see the ink on the other side of the paper from the scan of a good comment, possibly from a different students paper. also i had TAs grade almost all my papers so the handwriting is usually not the best, (but not terrible like the "teacher" in the first one)
     
    #14 The_Yoyo, Dec 4, 2007
  15. meggoleggo

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    Oh dear god have mercy on us all.



    And for the record, in HS I had teachers with HORRIBLE handwriting just like that first one.
     
    #15 meggoleggo, Dec 4, 2007
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