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How much to book your favorite comedian or band?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Oct 2, 2002.

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  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    click this link to see the list!


    Adam Sandler - $100,000+
    Andy Dick - $20,000
     
  2. drapg

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    $30K for Carrot Top?
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    DJ S&S - $3??
    DJ Logic - $5??

    for eight bucks, i could throw a damn nice party this weekend! :D
     
  3. Sonny

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    Bernie Mac - 75k sweet! :D

    Bill Maher - 20k ripoff!

    Bill Cosby - 100k well worth it

    Billy Idol - 50k? wtf?

    Chris Rock - 100k ??? brother wants some cash!

    Damon Wayans - only 40k? not bad

    Ice Cube - 20k :)

    Jeff Foxworthy - 75k no rednecks can afford that...

    Jimmy Fallon - NOMAR!!!


    No Doubt - 150k - 200k damn!!! :eek:
     
  4. RocketsPimp

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    I could have Shania Twain perform for me for 300K.

    :eek:
     
  5. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Someone lend me $30,000 to have Tenacious D play for me! I'm good for the money!

    $5k for Victoria Jackson?

    $75k for the B-52s?

    $75k for Jay Leno?

    $100k for Leann Rimes??

    $100k for Whoopi Goldberg???

    $100k for Huey Lewis????

    (Shhhh. Don't tell Manny he could have a private concert with Radiohead for $100k!)
     
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    75k for Foxworthy, I can't believe we payed him that to come to A&M last year. This year we had Martin Short(?) and Mark Curry(15k) for first yell.

    List of people I'd like to see for next years First Yell:

    Bill Mahr probably wouldn't be accepted by hard core/corps(pun) or old ags.
    Lewis Black 15-20k
    Joe Rogan 10k
    Jon Stewart 65k
    Jim Bruer 20k
    Kevin James 50k
    Mr. Show (David Cross and Bob Odenkirk) 15-17.5 k
    Paul Rodriguez 35k

    Wow, remember when Nikka Costa was supposed to be the next big thing. Now a fraternity can get her for a party for only 5k.
     
  7. ZRB

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    Bob Dylan only 75-100K? Seems like he should cost a bit more.
     
  8. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Tell you what, VS, once you get lent, ahem, $100k, send it on to me, okay?

    You know I'm good for it....;)
     
  9. SirCharlesFan

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    Damn, I don't know how often some of these bands get booked and what % of the $$$ they end up with, but if you get booked fairly often and get a decent cut, you can make a nice living as a one hit wonder band:

    Better Than Ezra: $15-20K
    American Hi-Fi:$12-17K
    Blessid Union of Souls: $10K
    Bubba Sparks: 12K
    Crazytown:10-25K



    Some good values:
    Bone Thugs N Harmony: 15K
    Cypress Hill: 30K
    Dexter Freebish: 7.5K
    Edwin McCain:10-25K
    Eve:30K
    Good Charlotte:7K



    Overpriced:
    Coolio: 25K
     
  10. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Counting Crows - 50 - 60K
    Dave Matthews (doesn't say band) - over 100K
    no Madonna or Sarah McLachlan
     
  11. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Rediculously overpriced:
    Linkin Park 100K+ :eek:
     
  12. Dr of Dunk

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    That includes the cost of a translator, too!
     
  13. mfclark

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    It only takes $20,000 to book Andy Dick?

    I need to take issue with FSU's SGA, then, for booking him for Homecoming 2001. They got $1,000,000 to use on homecoming last year, and it sucked. Dick was horrible and was booted off stage after 15 minutes. None of the other activities were that special, either.

    I want the other $980,000 back!
     
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    Overpriced - Tool at $200,000 plus.

    They are booked for a date here in Tallahassee in Early November and are a pretty good band, but $200,000 for a show? That's ridiculous.
     

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