Unfortunately, I also find myself overcome with warmth and acceptance at places like Simons. http://simonscopenhagen.com/index.html Try registering. It's just so exclusive. Things got pretty out of control at Molly on NYE... I'm still not the same. I've lost all pretense and assumption. I aged 15 years in 11 hours.
Whatever. The hottest nightclub is Slash. This place has everything: Glass, steam, bear traps, and just when you think the fun is over — knock knock, who’s there? It’s Black George Washington! All that, and a party room filled with human bathmats what are that thing when midgets have dreadlocks, and they lay face down on the floor.
My personal favorite... New York’s hottest club is: SPICY Opened in 2017 on the Upper East Side of a dumpster, this 24-hour b****fest is the creation of club owner/rabbi Jew Diamond Phillips. This place has everything: Sand worms, geishas, rock-eaters, a seven level course in adult education. And if you want to relax, you can kick back in your very own subway sleeping bag. Subway sleeping bag? It’s that thing of when you’re on the train, and you sit between two guys in FUBU jackets.
From the 2010 link provided: Simons is notoriously known for a strict but necessary door policy needed to ensure a rich diversity of guests. Expect dwarfs behind the bars, ballet dancers on the dance floor and sex in the corners. In 2011 you can expect recurring events such as MuddClub, Sort, La Féte, Bananamania, Blume Der Nacht and Flæk but diverse attractions bound to ensure an ever changing club experience. Simons also focuses on big events ranging from charity to CPH fashion Week. 2010 has been a fanstatic and overwhelming start for Simons and we will do everything to make sure that 2011 will be even more spectacular and unique.
