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How far is too far during sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Another Brother, Nov 25, 2002.

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  1. Another Brother

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    Can a girl go too far? Is "f**k me like a chicken" a bit much? How loud is too loud for a screamer? Have you ever done the "Hey I'm glad you like it so much, but I haven't put it in yet."

    Stories?
     
  2. rezdawg

    rezdawg Member

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    With me, girls can never go too far. Its all good.
     
  3. Isabel

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    f**k her like a chicken?!? I should hope you haven't been f**king any chickens lately. :eek:

    Also, some of these threads are getting kind of graphic and I'm not sure how long they'll stay on the board. (remember "flogging the dolphin"? :) )

    About women: just be glad they're reacting, and you don't have a situation where "if you open up her mouth, a little light comes on".
     
  4. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I get that a lot.

    I think it's mostly a combination of low expectations and a genuine desire to make me feel better about myself. Why else would they go to the trouble?
     
  5. Another Brother

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    If this gets locked I won't do it again, PROMISE!

    Couldn't do a chicken, a KFC fan.

    Don't remember the dolphin, but don't they have blowholes?

    ...nevermind
     
  6. Isabel

    Isabel Member

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    Does that by any chance have to do with the origin of your BBS name? :)

    And flogging the dolphin... well, speaking of chickens, it's like choking one.
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Um... you get that a lot, huh? Wow. You think you know a guy...
     
  8. Vengeance

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    "So I said, 'You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?' "

    :)
     
  9. SmeggySmeg

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    Is that before or after handing over your credit card number :p
     
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    Murder
     
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  12. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Not locked yet? Well, okay: I never want a rimjob by suprise, or at all for that matter. Nasty.
     
  13. Another Brother

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    bob, if I could lock it now I would!!!!:eek: :eek: :D
     
  14. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Be Careful. It's a classic trap. She's gonna ask you to eat the chicken too :)
     
  15. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Alright... I think that's enough... :)
     
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