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How dumb and unlucky is this guy?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by kwik_e_mart, Oct 4, 2004.

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  1. kwik_e_mart

    kwik_e_mart Member

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    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

    Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.



    Is there a huge difference between a penis and a chicken neck?


    :D
     
    #1 kwik_e_mart, Oct 4, 2004
  2. RocketMan Tex

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    Dude has got to be a Texas A&M graduate. That is the only thing that can explain this.
     
    #2 RocketMan Tex, Oct 4, 2004
  3. Lil Pun

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    Oh my! :eek: :(
     
    #3 Lil Pun, Oct 4, 2004
  4. RunninRaven

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    I imagine the man's reaction was much the same as the chicken's would have been had he actually cut the correct ....err....protrusion.
     
    #4 RunninRaven, Oct 4, 2004
  5. MadMax

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    i don't what the big deal is. that happens to me all the time.
     
    #5 MadMax, Oct 4, 2004
  6. Uprising

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    Boooooo.....:eek:
     
    #6 Uprising, Oct 4, 2004
  7. JuanValdez

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    I wish newspapers simply didn't report stuff like this.
     
    #7 JuanValdez, Oct 4, 2004
  8. macalu

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    i wonder if it tastes like chicken.
     
    #8 macalu, Oct 4, 2004
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    I've heard of "choking the chicken", but this is ridiculous.
     
    #9 MR. MEOWGI, Oct 4, 2004
  10. plcmts17

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    LOL:D too f***ing funny :D
     
    #10 plcmts17, Oct 4, 2004
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Well, I guess if he would have...

    Uh, sounds to me like the...

    Maybe he should have taken....





    DAMMIT, I got NOTHING!! :mad: What's happening to me???
     
    #11 ima_drummer2k, Oct 4, 2004
  12. wiws316

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    what was he doing with his pants down, while chasing the chicken??:eek: :p
     
    #12 wiws316, Oct 4, 2004
  13. giddyup

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    I believe that line goes: "Saw Varsity's h-o-r-n-s off... saw Varsity's h-o-r-n-s off..."
     
    #13 giddyup, Oct 4, 2004
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    damn!


    the article ended by saying he was now out of danger...does this mean they've seperated him from himself? cuz it seems like he's the only danger to himself.
     
    #14 3814, Oct 4, 2004
  15. Chance

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    Raven! Congratulations on your 7079th post! way to go! It seems like just yesterday when you had 2,467 posts! Whoa Hoo!
     
    #15 Chance, Oct 4, 2004
  16. Pat

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    Man, I am not looking forward to old age at all.
     
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