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How do you pee at home?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roflmcwaffles, Jan 11, 2011.

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How do you pee at home (a majority of the time)

  1. Sitting

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    21.4%
  2. Standing

    184 vote(s)
    78.6%
  1. roflmcwaffles

    roflmcwaffles Member

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    Yea this is a question for only men, and a little stupid, but I just went for a piss and sat down, which I realized I do more often than not when I'm at home.

    Do you guys usually sit when you pee at home, or am I an oddity?
     
  2. GlenRice

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    Real men stand
     
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  4. roflmcwaffles

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    Nah just don't feel like standing, some laziness, some not wanting to lift the toilet seat and deal w/ those shanigans

    If I'm in a rush I stand, or obv if out w/ a urinal, but otherwise laziness takes over.
     
  5. JayZ750

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    depends on reading material / iphone availability. also, since i have a 9 month old at home, sometimes i'll just sit down and get in a quick read just for a break...but i'd be happy to do that if i don't have to go at all. basically, for me, it's situational.
     
  6. RedRedemption

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    I thought everyone stood. I guess not.
     
  7. roflmcwaffles

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    I thought it was 40/60 or 30/70, surprised it's this skewed, maybe I have too much time being able to sit down.
     
  8. durvasa

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    Standing seems natural to me. I never even considered sitting down. But your explanation changed my mind. I think I'm going to sit from now on.
     
  9. RedRedemption

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    I only sit down when I need to accomplish two things in the bathroom at once.

    And no it's not masturbating and peeing. :grin:
     
  10. codell

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    I think of some you that start pee & poop threads like this must have some sort of subconscious fetish. :eek:
     
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  11. OmegaSupreme

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    always have the phone handy, so i sit. check tweets, cf, or a quick reversi game with someone online.
     
  12. shoodomoney

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    Sitting also leads to less cleaning.
     
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    This. I thought the poll would be more like 95%-5%.

    Women who clean toilets at home agree with you completely.
     
  14. marks0223

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    Pee sitting down at home, no pee spatter. When you wake up in the middle of the night, don't have to turn on the light.
     
  15. apollo33

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    Never knew so many people sits down to pee

    IMO sitting is a waste of energy when i can just stand up and do it
     
  16. T-Slack

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    I put both feet on the toilet seat and squat down.
     
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    I don't like to pee sitting down because if the seat is dirty I might get pimples on my butt.
     
  18. jo mama

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    i honestly thought it was going to be a thread about peeing outside, which i would say i do about 25% of the time.

    i have never heard of dudes sitting down to pee - the fact that so many of yall do this is probably the most surprising thing i have ever read in all my time on clutch city/fans.

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  19. dmc89

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    Seriously. By a certain age, you should have a good sense of 'aim' so making a mess is a poor excuse.
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    Really? Undoing your belt, unbuttoning your pants, zipping open your pants, pulling your pants down, sitting down, peeing, getting up, putting your pants up, zipping them up, buttoning them, then putting the belt back on... :rolleyes: is faster or less work than unzipping, pulling out your peepee, CONCENTRATING ON HITTING THE MIDDLE (not the seat), shaking off and putting it away, and zipping?

    You're a bunch of Nancies and Sallies. :eek:

    UNITED WE STAND!!! :mad:
     
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