i'm sorry, i thought you asked how to clean pee off your coat. well it's pretty obvious what the answer is. Throw away the peacoat as only metrosexuals wear those things. Go to Marshalls or Walmart and pickup a Lands End jacket and go buy a pair of boxers as you are obviously wearing panties.
gees, come down man. gotta look professional at work. and i'm really a t-shirt and jeans guy. for your information, neither boxers nor panties. i let it hang. i kid i kid.
hispanic? it would only be racist if the black dude was brushing it on a white dude. or, better yet...if the roller was brown, which would mean its the brown that picks up the dirt
lint remover works. at the end of "winter" every year, i take mine to the cleaners and then i store it for 10 months.