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How come there's no Pizza Delivery Chick??

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VanityHalfBlack, Nov 27, 2010.

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  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    I ain't never seen a chick delivering pizzas... They scared or something??
    Get off your high heels and bake me a pizza miss thang!!! :) :)
     
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  2. thadeus

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    I see them all the time.
     
  3. SuperBeeKay

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    Where's the sausage then
     
  4. marks0223

    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    Yeah, they're scared because some guys like to tap that pizza azz.
     
  5. SirCharlesFan

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    Not that rare.
     
  6. YaosDirtyStache

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    The last thing an attractive woman wants to do is be within a pizza box length away from a lonely mans door.

    Hence why all the Pizza deliver wenches I have seen look like Gabourey Sidibe

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  7. bladeage

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    There was a woman that delivered pizzas over by my parent's house. She was pretty old though.
     
  8. tcadriel

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    Happens all the time. Just never any good looking ones.
     
  9. conquistador#11

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    A lot of pizza threads..must be december. Crap, it's November, I got to stop listening to sunny 99.1.
     
  10. Carl Herrera

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    Do you tap your pizza delivery chick to avoid some grease?
     
  11. ketchupNmustard

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    A girl delivering pizza would get robbed, time and time again. The only girl I knew who delivered food got robbed her first day.
     
  12. foo82

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    women can't drive


    /thread
     
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    No, but when I'm done I always eat the crust.
     
  14. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Because they're too busy making the pizza...in the KITCHEN!
     
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    Papa Johns has some decent looking chicks. Pizza hut chicks are ok. :p
     
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    It happened to me 2 weeks ago, but DAMN she was ugly, I wouldn't tap that even if she offered the pizzas for free.
     
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    hahaha love good women jokes.

    I would never be a pizza delivery person. Not safe. I wouldn't mind the labor- I like pizza, driving and talking to people.
     
  18. ILoveTheRockets

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    Once a pizza lady came to my door. I seen it was a lady and figured she would look like crap.

    So, I get money & open the door. And to my surprise, the woman was drop dead gorgeous , showing a ton of cleavage with her hair blowing in the wind and say's to me.

    " You like your pizza like how I like it... with a ton of peperoni" in a sexy, seductive voice.

    then I hear this faint sound of a woman. The voice sounded like I have heard it before, but couldn't really remember. Then, out of the dream I come and my girlfriend is b****ing because she can't find her work shirt.

    I been looking for that pizza lady ever since, but can never find her... sucks
     
  19. BetterThanI

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    We've had a pizza delivery girl a few times. She was cute, too. Too bad the pizza was mediocre. But since we only have one place that will deliver where we live, we're stuck with Papa Johns.
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    I ain't never? Are you kidding?

    I try not to be Swoly, but that is miserable grammar.

    Perhaps you are destined to only date women who deliver pizza.

    I'd tell you to jump off a building, but chances are the largest building you could jump off would be near an above ground pool or a trampoline.
     
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