I ain't never seen a chick delivering pizzas... They scared or something?? Get off your high heels and bake me a pizza miss thang!!!
The last thing an attractive woman wants to do is be within a pizza box length away from a lonely mans door. Hence why all the Pizza deliver wenches I have seen look like Gabourey Sidibe
A lot of pizza threads..must be december. Crap, it's November, I got to stop listening to sunny 99.1.
A girl delivering pizza would get robbed, time and time again. The only girl I knew who delivered food got robbed her first day.
It happened to me 2 weeks ago, but DAMN she was ugly, I wouldn't tap that even if she offered the pizzas for free.
hahaha love good women jokes. I would never be a pizza delivery person. Not safe. I wouldn't mind the labor- I like pizza, driving and talking to people.
Once a pizza lady came to my door. I seen it was a lady and figured she would look like crap. So, I get money & open the door. And to my surprise, the woman was drop dead gorgeous , showing a ton of cleavage with her hair blowing in the wind and say's to me. " You like your pizza like how I like it... with a ton of peperoni" in a sexy, seductive voice. then I hear this faint sound of a woman. The voice sounded like I have heard it before, but couldn't really remember. Then, out of the dream I come and my girlfriend is b****ing because she can't find her work shirt. I been looking for that pizza lady ever since, but can never find her... sucks
We've had a pizza delivery girl a few times. She was cute, too. Too bad the pizza was mediocre. But since we only have one place that will deliver where we live, we're stuck with Papa Johns.
I ain't never? Are you kidding? I try not to be Swoly, but that is miserable grammar. Perhaps you are destined to only date women who deliver pizza. I'd tell you to jump off a building, but chances are the largest building you could jump off would be near an above ground pool or a trampoline.