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How can we motivate Kelvin Cato??

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by steve francis, Nov 20, 2001.

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  1. steve francis

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    There are some who have said that Kelvin Cato has not yet realized his full potential as a basketball player. Psychological counseling? Any suggestions??????
     
  2. ROXRAN

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    .....shotgun.
     
  3. Ottomaton

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    Crystal Meth
     
  4. Will

    Will Clutch Crew
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    1) bench
    2) Prozac
    3) Jesus
     
  5. Surfguy

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    Need I say it....a brain transplant!
     
  6. WoodlandsBoy

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    More minutes. And let him shoot some...

    When he has minutes he seems to respond. Of course he isn't as productive as Willis but he still needs to be out there.
     
  7. Drewdog

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    Give him a stick of dynamite and tell him its a joint.
     
  8. ROXRAN

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    more minutes.....hmmm, maybe we can get that lottery pick after all and get a real center! Yep, I agree give him all the minutes!
     
  9. Houstone

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    Slap him across the head....
     
  10. Puedlfor

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    The business end of the waiver wire.
     
  11. finalsbound

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    lol.
     
  12. NCSTATEFAN

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    Tell him that contract is no longer guarnteed
     
  13. Manny Ramirez

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    Get the toughest guy from this BBS to stick their foot up his ass. Any suggestions on who will do that task?
     
  14. Ottomaton

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    Maybe we could do it like that scene from "Airplane" where everybody gets a weapon and stands in line to give him a little 'what for'.:D
     
  15. DAROckets

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    I've been thinking a hot fire poker up the @.... might help.
     
  16. Relativist

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    give him stickers to decorate his locker for every rebound
     
  17. outlaw

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    chant "Cato Sucks" during home games?
     
  18. ROXRAN

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    ....done that, no?
     
  19. DaDakota

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    Share the ball with him.
     
  20. rockHEAD

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    show cato this picture!
     

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