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How Can I Spam Someone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ima_drummer2k, Aug 10, 2011.

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  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Some sleaze from Massachusetts keeps sending me emails at work trying to sell me a new phone system. No idea how he got my email address or why he thinks I'm able to make a decision like that for a Fortune 500 company based out of New York, but he is persistent as hell.

    The thing is, he has his email sig with his name, email and phone #. So I'm thinking of returning the favor and signing him up for as much spam as I can.

    What are some fun things I can sign him up for so he'll get a little taste of his own medicine? No pron, please. I'm at work.
     
    #1 ima_drummer2k, Aug 10, 2011
  2. DrLudicrous

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    If you have his phone number just post a craigslist ad with it.

    Or just post his info here and let the power of Clutchfans go to work.
     
    #2 DrLudicrous, Aug 10, 2011
  3. Scionxa

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    Is it by any chance his cell phone number? if you can acquire that.

    send him a text bomb, there's plenty of apps that do this on iOS and Android. Not too sure about WP7 but possibly.

    Like the others said, post his info on here and we shall take care of it .
     
    #3 Scionxa, Aug 10, 2011
  4. Relentless

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    That would be awesome.

    By your powers combined...
     
    #4 Relentless, Aug 10, 2011
  5. Scionxa

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    Actually post his number in the craigslist personal section, for MEN. lmao
     
    #5 Scionxa, Aug 10, 2011
  6. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    #6 B-Bob, Aug 10, 2011
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Sign him up for adult novelty catalogs. Sent to his workplace.
     
    #7 boomboom, Aug 10, 2011
  8. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Create a dummy email account, go to a free wifi access spot, send him an anonymous warning. (that way you can't be implicated).

    If he doesn't comply:

    Some more hardcore/weird stuff, like tranny bondage or Hentai.
     
    #8 Xerobull, Aug 10, 2011
  9. RKREBORN

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    sign them up for jettsetter, group on, moolala, and other websites that need you to enter in your email addy
     
    #9 RKREBORN, Aug 10, 2011
  10. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    This guy probably gets a ****-ton of spam anyway.

    This whole story reminds me of the Sales Guy in this video:

    <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/W8_Kfjo3VjU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #10 Xerobull, Aug 10, 2011
  11. Blake

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    Put an ad on Craigslist for a gently used iPad 2. Charge $175 or best offer and give his phone number.

    We do it to coworkers all the time and you literally get 100-200 phone calls in the first hour
     
    #11 Blake, Aug 10, 2011
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    That beats my suggestion.

    But here it is anyway, go to bleacher report and sign him up for every newsletter (there's ALOT).
     
    #12 da_juice, Aug 10, 2011
  13. Ricksmith

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    Just put his info on 4chan... or men seeking men section of craigslist.
     
    #13 Ricksmith, Aug 10, 2011
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    send him this in the mail.

    [​IMG]
     
    #14 DonkeyMagic, Aug 10, 2011
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    LOL, you beat me.
     
    #15 Prince, Aug 10, 2011
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    Have you signed him up for some p0rn spam?
     
    #16 Rockets34Legend, Aug 10, 2011
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    Give an anonymous tip to the homeland security department, giving his info as a potential threat.
     
    #17 Jontro, Aug 10, 2011
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    Don't you know how to use send his email straight to JUNKMAILS or SPAM section?
     
    #18 Cowboy_Bebop, Aug 10, 2011
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    LOL, some funny suggestions in here, but again....I'm at work so the hardcore pron sites are probably not a good idea. And craigslist is blocked as well. Don't want to post his info here because I don't want it in any way being traced back to me. Who knows what you freaks would do. ;)

    The groupon one sounds good. Bleacher report too.

    Maybe I'll do the craigslist thing from home tonight.
     
    #19 ima_drummer2k, Aug 10, 2011
  20. K mf G

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    we will require updates to what you have done/are doing
    emkay? thnaks
    on my way back to lurking
     
    #20 K mf G, Aug 10, 2011
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