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Houstonian MC Barao makes Maxim Magazine Hometown Hotties Top 10 Finals!

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  1. Gummi Clutch

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    Hey guys,
    I remember someone posting up about this girl early in the contest,
    well it looks like she made it!!!
    Top 10 out of thousands!!! :eek:

    Let's rally support for the home team.
    Looks like all fans can vote once a day until Nov 14th.

    MC Barao Finalist Profile
     
    #1 Gummi Clutch, Oct 7, 2010
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  2. moestavern19

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    Def would not hit.


    You can't airbrush the dirty off a skank-ass ho.
     
    #2 moestavern19, Oct 7, 2010
  3. droxford

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    BLECH!!!! UUUUuuuuugly!
     
    #3 droxford, Oct 7, 2010
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Smokin' bod, face of a tranny.
     
    #4 Buck Turgidson, Oct 7, 2010
  5. SwoLy-D

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    in before the mazyar jokes :eek:
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Oct 7, 2010
  6. Dave_78

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    I hate to sound like internet pimp guy but I'm not impressed. I'm not even sure she would catch my attention in public. From the pics, I can't tell if she is cute or ugly underneath all that makeup and airbrushing but I can tell that she has the body of a 12 year old.

    I saw half a dozen hotter girls on my lunch break today.
     
    #6 Dave_78, Oct 7, 2010
  7. DreamShook

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    Oh my damn! This thread isn't as sexy as I thought it was going to be...
     
    #7 DreamShook, Oct 7, 2010
  8. rockets934life

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    Blah...nice to have a Houston girl make an appearance but she is average even for a non-maxim girl.
     
    #8 rockets934life, Oct 7, 2010
  9. marks0223

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    How come you have a 5 year old link to a locked classified thread in your sig?
     
    #9 marks0223, Oct 7, 2010
  10. thegary

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    FIRST*



    *first straight male to post in thread
     
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  11. moestavern19

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    Nah dude you're homo all the way if you want to bang that.

    She looks like Joaquin Phoenix's queef stache.
     
    #11 moestavern19, Oct 7, 2010
  12. v3.0

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    Does she moonlight as a rapper/DJ? :confused:
     
    #12 v3.0, Oct 7, 2010
  13. thegary

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    so every girl you guys have ever banged has been hotter than her, got it.
     
    #13 thegary, Oct 7, 2010
  14. moestavern19

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    irrelevant argument.

    Your statement depends on universal hotness standards which clearly do not exist.


    I'm just saying she's probably got some knife wounds or some rabies scabs somewhere.
     
    #14 moestavern19, Oct 7, 2010
  15. thegary

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    and you've divined that from the photos? remarkable
     
    #15 thegary, Oct 7, 2010
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    I know of at least one knife wound I wouldn't mind seeing! Hey-O!
     
    #16 tierre_brown, Oct 7, 2010
  17. moestavern19

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    Yup. I'm a ******* scientist.

    You don't even know.
     
    #17 moestavern19, Oct 7, 2010
  18. Realjad

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    Shes hot, not a 10 or 9 by any means but still hot.

    For most of the posters before me, this you much?
    [​IMG]
     
    #18 Realjad, Oct 7, 2010
  19. percicles

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    in Houston she's a 5.8790323.

    in SoCal or Paris during fashion week she's a 2.7938475903.
     
    #19 percicles, Oct 7, 2010
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  20. moestavern19

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    Not only would I not hit, but if I saw her in public I would probably become physically ill and expectorate the contents of my stomach upon my person.
     
    #20 moestavern19, Oct 7, 2010
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