Every time Steve turns the ball over, take a drink Every time Mobley takes a shot off the dribble without passing, take a drink Every time Moochie dribbles for more than 12 seconds, take a drink Every time Griffin clanks a three pointer, take a drink...two drinks for an airball If Taylor checks in the game and then goes back to the bench without getting a rebound, take a drink Every time Calvin yells "don't do that!" and somebody does that exact same thing, take a drink Every time somebody in the room mentions "get the ball to Ming", and Ming doesn't get the ball on that possession, take a drink If the Rockets finish the first half with less than 10 assists, take a drink For every ten points an opposing player scores over their season average, take a drink If the Rockets lose to a sub .500 team.....Oh wait, I guess you won't be able to take a drink since the bottle will already be gone by halftime!
word of warning: Don't play this game when you watch the games on tape, and fast forward through the timeouts and free throws.
A-Train,if we would've started your game at the beginning of the season,we would all need a liver transplant by the end of the season!
This is the most irresponsible thread I have ever read...twice in my less than wise youth I had alchohol poisoning, and had to have my stomach pumped, and I am amazed that A-Train is advocating a process which would clearly have any participant in hospital within the first half..... Obviously joking here...
i have another idea. why not drink every time something goes RIGHT? Every time Steve has an assist, take a drink Every time Mobley considers taking a shot off the dribble but passes to someone for an awesome assist, take a drink Every time Mobley brings the ball past center court within 6 seconds, take a drink Every time Griffin makes a three pointer, take a drink...two drinks if there's an arc in his shot Every time Ming gets the ball not because that was forced upon someone but for a good look, take a drink For every ten points an opposing player scores over their season average, but the rox still manage to keep up, take a drink This is a good way of finding out whether we're gonna lose or not. If you're drunk, then we'll win! If not, then drink up anyways because it'll make the game look a lot better.
A-train, I thought you had discovered the reason for the Rockets erratic play. That before each game they play a drinking game, so they have been playing drunk all season. News Flash. AA is the answer! Oh well, I guess it is some form of r****dation afterall.
This one is for MacBeth, Every timethe Rockets win a close one, drink all you want. Every time any Rocket makes a smart play, dringk all you want. Your stomach will never be pumped again!
dude, there is no amount of alcohol you could drink to make Lisa Malosky look hot its just impossible...
This is a great post But if your talking about alcohol then whoever plays this game will end up in the emergency room having their stomach pumped or get alcohol poisoning.. Because all the things you mentioned will happen
Do you think Lisa looks all that bad? I'd let her visit me for a night!! I wouldn't call her by any means HOT!! but she'd be alright around 2:00am after a couple of cold ones!!
