Somebody shoot me... ------------------ The season's halfway over...and I still need that keg of Pepto-Bismol.
Why are the two guys either side of me smiling??? ------------------ CUT Tino These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!
..."I'm tellin ya Cat, it was one of the worst nightmares I ever had. I was standing there with a Grizzlie jersey in my hand, and I was smiling! Cat, if you hadn't called and woke me up, I might actually be playing for them right now...." ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
Why doesn't the jersey say St. Louis? ------------------ Check out my homepage! Loads of sports pics! http://www.public.asu.edu/~sykim/
"Uhhhhhhh, yeah, when pigs fly outta my a$$!!" ------------------ There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
"How much longer do I have to stand here like this????" ------------------ "Oh No..." -Bill Walton in 97 just before Stockton's buzzer beater
LOL. Steve Francis was drafted with the second pick in the 1999 draft. He demanded a trade. Stu Jackson was later fired. Who the hell is the little guy? ------------------
"What...these honkies not only thought I'd move to CANADA...they thought I'd be down with Mike's number? Backwoods, crazy motha... ------------------ "He said hop on his back and he was goin' ta take us to the promise land...and that's what he done." -- Robert Horry '95
Gimme another cocktail...this is some funny %$#t! ------------------ "Their Tiger Kung Fu is strong, but our Dragon will defeat them!"
"I'm standing here smiling for 5 more seconds with these two bozos,then,I'm getting the hell outta here and calling my agent." ------------------ the fan formerly known as.... Hardwood Hammer [This message has been edited by hardwood (edited February 26, 2001).]
"How much do you think I could get for this on ebay?" ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
The little guy is Brian Hill I think...I'm not sure about his name--I always get him and the old San Antonio coach mixed up--either way he was the coach of Orlando when we played against them in the Finals. He's the one who Penny eventually got fired. ------------------ P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
"When did MJ play for the Grizzlies??" ------------------ "We got f*cking smashed every day. And then when we came here to Beverly Hills, we had drugs, we had chicks, we had orgies. I thought I'd died and gone to f*cking Rome" ---Ozzy Osbourne, on the early days of Black Sabbath
"Do you guys realize that 'Rockets' is spelled wrong?" ------------------ Kenny Thomas had a foul called on him in the Western Conference Finals.
"As I believe I have said, everyone in VanCouver is an innocent man. Oh, they read that scripture the way those holy rollers on TV read the Book of Revelation. They were the victims of general managers with hearts of stone and balls to match, or incompetent coaches, or draft day blunders, or just bad luck. They read the scripture, but you can see a different scripture in their faces. Most Grizzlies are a low sort, no good to themselves or anyone else, and their worst luck was that their mothers carried them to term. But Steve Francis was different. He wasn't a Grizzlie from day one and I knew it. It was the look in his face. He was planning an escape from day one, there was hope in his eyes. I hope Steve is down there. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Gulf is as blue as it has been in my dreams. - Rahim. ------------------ humble, but hungry.