Just in from my vacation with the family over to California, I started reading some threads and ran across texanskan's London thread. I started remembering what I did in Phoenix about teasing their two-time exits from the playoffs because of the Rockets. Here a few lines I said to a few people who looked like they could kill me: While in Phoenix, nowhere near American West Arena: "Hi, I am from Houston... do you know where I could get 'I did NOT survive the Kiss Of Death by Mario' t-shirts around here?" "I am looking for American West Arena... is it near CLUTCH CITY?" In a McDonald's restaurant in New Mexico (I used this one in Orlando three years ago): "Ummm... I don't see the Texas Homestyle Burger... do you guys serve it here? You should get it... it would sell plenty..." What are other jokes and one-liners we can tell people in other towns just to tease them about our winnings against them?
this is somewhat related, but my buddy use to work out the kenneth cole store and he told me this one time. Couple of dudes walk into the KENNETH COLE STORE and ask, "hey, do u guys sell prada?" Or a few times at chinese restaurants I hear, "Can i get chicken fried rice with shrimp instead?"
A few times at the bar i hear "Can i get a Grey Goose & Vodka please" I just have to pause and look at them....like "OKAY"
holy crap, that happens to me once a night i'm working. here's another, "can i get a gin and juice?". Okay Snoop, what kind of gin, and what kind of juice?
