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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dnjndmrc5, Mar 4, 2004.

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  1. Dnjndmrc5

    Dnjndmrc5 Member

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    So what is the best technique in approaching a Hottie you dont even know.
     
    #1 Dnjndmrc5, Mar 4, 2004
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    [​IMG]
     
    #2 AroundTheWorld, Mar 4, 2004
  3. moestavern19

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    Equate NBA analogies with Star Wars Dialogue.
     
    #3 moestavern19, Mar 4, 2004
  4. codell

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    Try this:

    First, find a picture of a really hot girl. Keep it handy, and when you come across a hottie, initiate the following conversation:

    Dnjndmrc5:

    Hi. I'm ah, I'm here to see a Mr. Art Vandelay..

    Hottie:

    I'm sorry sir, there is no Mr. Vandelay here..

    Dnjndmrc5:

    [taking out wallet] Well, let me. Heh. Let me just eh.. check an', make sure I have the right man--ha! Heh, heh, heh!

    Seems--oh! I, oh! [has conveniently dropped the photo into her view]

    Hottie:

    Oh! She's beautiful! Who is she?

    Dnjndmrc5

    [humble] Well, if you must know, shhhe, was my fiancée, Susan. May she rest in peace.

    Hottie

    Oh, sorry.. She was lovely. I'm Amanda.

    Dnjndmrc5

    [shaking hands] I'm Dnjndmrc5.
     
    #4 codell, Mar 4, 2004
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

    PhiSlammaJamma Member

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    Hot girls. Be Cool. ;)
     
    #5 PhiSlammaJamma, Mar 4, 2004
  6. Summer Song Giver

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    Two words: Wing Dog:D
     
    #6 Summer Song Giver, Mar 4, 2004
  7. SmeggySmeg

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    BloodNinja Rhino manuever works every time
     
    #7 SmeggySmeg, Mar 4, 2004
  8. drapg

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    Ask her whether she thinks Bobby Bowden is an idiot.
     
    #8 drapg, Mar 4, 2004
  9. 3814

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    use etiquette and make her laugh.
     
    #9 3814, Mar 4, 2004
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    Yeah, like this:

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    #10 AroundTheWorld, Mar 4, 2004
  11. MR. MEOWGI

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    I found that girls really like it when talk computer tech talk. You can talk about hard drives, ram, floppies, access privileges, bang paths, active hubs, etc. It makes them hot.
     
    #11 MR. MEOWGI, Mar 4, 2004
  12. yipengzhao

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    hahaha...

    if he could hold one, you'd buy him a beer
     
    #12 yipengzhao, Mar 4, 2004
  13. Baqui99

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    "Suck me beautiful"

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    #13 Baqui99, Mar 4, 2004
  14. Nomar

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    Is that Mike Piazza?
     
    #14 Nomar, Mar 4, 2004
  15. The Real Shady

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    Whip it out.
     
    #15 The Real Shady, Mar 4, 2004
  16. peleincubus

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    work out have a nice body, have lots of cash, have a nice sense of humor, and be nice to her.

    that should cover it. if you dont have these things get them and you will have the hottie.
     
    #16 peleincubus, Mar 4, 2004
  17. Roc Paint

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    You tell them they are hired, and then you show them how to work the pole.
     
    #17 Roc Paint, Mar 4, 2004
  18. rrj_gamz

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    Just be yourself...I know that sounds cliche, but it does work...Don't go overboard trying to be someone your not and if its meant to be, then its meant to be...

    If that doesn't work, slip her a $20...;)
     
    #18 rrj_gamz, Mar 5, 2004
  19. MacBeth

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    Say yes.
     
    #19 MacBeth, Mar 5, 2004
  20. JuanValdez

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    Close, but apparently, being a jerk somehow works a lot better than being nice.
     
    #20 JuanValdez, Mar 5, 2004
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