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[hotballa files]World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos

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  1. Invisible Fan

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    http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

    A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

    “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

    The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

    “You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

    The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

    “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
     
    #1 Invisible Fan, Jul 8, 2009
  2. Butterfingers

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    :confused: :(
     
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  3. WhoMikeJames

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    Tell your girlfriends/wives... Vaginal exercise is the new thing.

    ...also USELESS WITHOUT PICS
     
    #3 WhoMikeJames, Jul 8, 2009
  4. pgabriel

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    that's one strong cat
     
    #4 pgabriel, Jul 8, 2009
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    Eh, page me when she can lift a midget.
     
    #5 lpbman, Jul 8, 2009
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    #6 rcoleman15, Jul 8, 2009
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  7. peleincubus

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    my ex could only do 8kg balls :eek:
     
    #7 peleincubus, Jul 8, 2009
  8. ItsMyFault

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    haha.... wow!
     
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  9. Mr. Brightside

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    In Soviet Russia, vagina breaks you.
     
    #9 Mr. Brightside, Jul 8, 2009
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    She must've had Zangief at a real young age
     
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  11. MoBalls

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    Damn this woman is trying to steal my name! :mad:
     
    #11 MoBalls, Jul 8, 2009
  12. Rocket River

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    *chuckle*

    Rocket River
     
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    ROFL!!! Thank god nobody's here at work to hear me LOL anymore.
     
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    lmfao. crazy ass russians.
     
    #14 TheBigAristotle, Jul 8, 2009
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    haha, awesome :D
     
    #15 Yonkers, Jul 8, 2009
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    World’s strongest vagina......

    [​IMG]

    boom goes the dynamite! :eek:
     
    #16 Landlord Landry, Jul 8, 2009
  17. MoBalls

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    #17 MoBalls, Jul 8, 2009
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    was expecting T-mac
     
    #18 LCII, Jul 8, 2009
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    props for the street fighter reference..i was just playing that game 5 min ago..
     
    #19 vstexas09, Jul 8, 2009
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    You know that you can not get this woman mad because she can crush you to death in bed...literally.
     
    #20 lalala902102001, Jul 8, 2009
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