I guess you can't call it PUPPY LOVE. "Yes, even as we're sitting here, people are having sex with animals. That's right. And then we wonder why the animals attack us. I'll tell you why. Cause one man is ******' 'em and rilin' 'em. And it's up to me and a half indian to track 'em.......When I was in Pennsyvania a man was arrested for having sex with a cow. He was arrested. That means he had been warned many, many times, but he couldn't fight the urges. I would never have sex with a cow, cause it's WRONG! And I am lactose intolerant. I wouldn't do it. You gotta know your body. What? What animal would I have sex with? A horse. Yes. Cause that's a beautiful animal. And when you **** a horse, you know you always have a ride home." (Name that comedian. Not you, Master Baiter. )
Maybe Fatty can shed some light on this, perhaps recalling the time he was sidelining as a horse whisperer.
Am I the only one who finds it funny how mortified these horse owners get? "Not my Nelly!! Nooooo! Nelly! Quit neighing like that!!!" It's a freaking horse. I just don't see the horse thinking it was "raped." Maybe it's just me, though.
As usual, people here are so quick to judge. I guess NO ONE here has, in a moment of weakness, molested a farmyard animal. Not even once. In college. After a few too many tequila shots. Yeah, right… Judge not lest ye be judged yourself.
Dude, they all thought he should be shot on site. The dude needs help, obviously, but to think killing him for it is justifiable is just as demented, and therefore hilarious.
