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Hooray! The Jazz miss the playoffs!

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by droxford, Apr 13, 2004.

  1. droxford

    droxford Member

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    In a blatant act of poor sportsmanship, I would like to take this moment to express how extremely happy I am that the jazzholes did not make the playoffs! This in itself is a tremendous victory!

    I would also like to snub any and all Jazz fans. Other teams in the NBA have had their time in the lottery - now it's your turn. Maybe someday you'll learn that Sloan's cheap tactics will get you into the playoffs, but won't win you a ring. And also, maybe you jazz fans will learn some humility - you're the worst fans in the NBA, and you need to stop being so damned disrespectful of other teams.

    I remember those signs from many years back that said, "This is our year!"....well, it wasn't true then, and it's not true now. That wasn't your year. Nor was the following year. In fact, you don't get one. Ha!

    ....

    ahhh... that feels good!

    -- droxford
     
  2. francis 4 prez

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    indeed, a glorious happening this is. sure, i don't get to watch them go out weakly in the first round, but this is definitely great.


    plus, portland ended it's playoff streak. you know the west is tough when teams that have made it to straight decades can't even get in the playoffs.
     
  3. nyquil82

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    i know it may be blasphemous, but i only hated the jazz because of malone and stockton.

    I like the new jazz (cower), AK47, Harpring, Arroyo, Lopez these are great players led by an amazing coach. Even Toasterbag has his occasional shining moments, and although he looks like a lummox, you have to respect an athlete that gave up a kidney to someone who needed it. One of our solid bench players was from the Jazz.

    im going to let bygones be bygones. I prefer to hate the lakers, as they have obviously shown themselves to be the gravitational force of evil in the league. They are the four horsemen of the NBA, Cocky Rapist, Foot-in-Mouth, Bad Sportsmanship, and Bandwagoner.
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    I have a solid respect for Sloan and the Jazz, but it's Sloan's style of basketball and their players that makes me hate them. I guess this is the perfect situation for those Jazz haters who are in the middle.

    I still think Sloan should win CoY.
     
  5. wizkid83

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    I wish that team will sit enternity in lottery. I wish that city never get another sports team. There's a reason why most NBA players wont play there, and it's the result of the city and organazation being just bad. Even Shandon Anderson took less money to sign with us for two years. Once again, I wish nothing good ever happens to Utah. Nothing bad, but nothing good also.
     
  6. Sir Geving

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    Oh YEAH! :D
    I love it.
    The Jazz has really been the surprise of the season, props to them for doing so well.
    But I really hate those stinking Jazzholes anyway. So it feels great that they didn't make it.
    :D
     
  7. ROXTXIA

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    They had an amazing run. And that was in the evil days of Karla and Flopton. My hatred has abated more than a little.

    Still, better for them to be out of the playoffs than us.

    Did Denver clench last night? Dayumn.
     
  8. jo mama

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    the reich has fallen! this is your april 1945 jazzholes! maybe sloan will escape to argentina.

    death to the jazz and death to the lakers (at least as long as malone is there).

    i dont know what makes me happier, the rockets finally making the playoffs or the jazz not making it.

    but we should move on. now is the time to focus all of our hatred and negative energy on karl malone. if he gets a ring it will be too much for me to bear.

    DEATH TO THE LAKERS
    DEATH TO THE LAKERS
    DEATH TO THE LAKERS
     
  9. jo mama

    jo mama Member

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    i would like to apologize for my previous post.

    comparing the nazis to the utah jazz is an insult to nazis everywhere and im sorry for my thoughless, insensitive remarks.
     
  10. Lil Pun

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    I'm glad they missed the playoffs as well. Next up, let's get LA out of the playoffs!
     
  11. Nuggets4

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    This

    Is



    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. ayears

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    ah! I guess you're NOT the happiest one on this board, droxford.

    Come on, Clutch. Where are you:D Isn't it your duty to start this 'Cheers for Jazz miss the playoffs' Thread;)

     
  13. SamFisher

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    Ding dong, the witch is dead...
     
  14. aaaccchhhooo

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    i hate the jazz because they flops on EVERY single plays..ugh,....you can flops sometime ..but jsut don't do it every single time and make it look obvious
     
  15. JuanValdez

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    Do you think FAs will still avoid the place after Sloan showed his mettle this season? I think they acquitted themselves well this year and will have an easier time in the offseason for it.
     
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    Let's just hope they don't get that #1 pick.
     
  17. lalala902102001

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    Hey, Utah, enjoy your 14th overall pick and draft another Greg Ostertag.
     
  18. bnb

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    :mad:
     
  19. ayears

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    :eek: You're jazz fan?! unfortunately....:p
     
  20. bnb

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    No. No. Good God No!

    I meant -- Wouldn't that be a pisser!!!:mad:

    Mad at the thought. That it had even been uttered.
     

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