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Who Knew?

By HoopsTV.com

With three weeks of the 2000-01 NBA season in the books, the Smack Gods examine the 15 biggest surprises thus far:

15. Portland sucks and Cleveland is good. Must be a Kemp thing.

14. Rashard Lewis is dropping 17.8 ppg and shooting 52.3 percent from the field. Check back in two weeks.

13. Timmy Hardaway's knees are bothering him again. Oh sorry, wrong list.

12. T-Mac may actually be as good as he thinks he is.

11. Corey Maggette and Darius Miles can't break into the Clips starting 5, while Jeff McInnis gets mad burn and is rippin’ it up at PG.

10. Paul Pierce is like a character in Scream: Stabbed multiple times, but he still comes back to wreak havoc.

9. The Diesel isn't invincible. C'mon, Superman wouldn't miss a game with a sprained ankle.

8. Not only are Tyus Edney and Zan Tabak both playing in the L, but they’re also on the same damn team.

7. J-Dub is capable of (and seems interested in) being a mature floor leader.

6. Marcus Camby has yet to miss a.... spoke too soon. He sits out game ten with a sprained ankle. Guess the surprise is he lasted this long.

5. The Sixers’ home is happier than the family on 7th Heaven. Check back after the first loss...

4. Danny Fortson couldn’t get off the bench in Boston, now out in Golden State he leads the League in boards. Wait, no surprise, our mistake, Larry Hughes is on his team.

3. Cuttino Mobley is not only the 6th man of the year, but he’s also a hilarious quote machine who dresses like Clyde Frazier. Who knew?

2. Shaq's free throw shooting got worse.

1. The Grizzlies and Clippers aren't that bad. On a side note, Hell just froze over.

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